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How much does it hurt when you're hit in the crotch?
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This guy's been taking 1000s of nutshots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4
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Is no one going to talk about the fact that someone wants detailed descriptions of one of the most painful things a man can go through?

Lol but seriously, didn't realize nausea was part of the experience. One time I was rough-housing with my siblings and accidentally hit my bro in the crotch. It was like he just shut down for a bit. From his reaction, I think my wrist breaking in another incident was less painful.
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The world... stops.
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Spread you legs and I'l show ya.
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I feel paralyzed and numb.
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Anamalous wrote:

............................................................i lost a nut before............................................got a transplant........................

it........was...............SO FUCKING PAINFUL THAT NO AMOUNT OF WORDS CAN DESCRIBE NOT EVEN ANY ACTIONS CAN COMPARE TO IT WITHOUT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENING


I cringed a bit while reading that but come to think of it I have a relative who was once stabbed in the same area, how'd healing go for you?


evilswitchkix wrote:

You're sitting alone in a cafe waiting for your one true love. While you wait you enjoy an americano with your favorite muffin: carrot apple cranberry date. Behind you a voice calls your name. Instead of your true love you discover the voice to be coming from none other than your arch-nemesis. Not only is he/she your arch-nemesis, you also discover he/she possesses a particularly inferior name such as Jerry or Dolly making it all the more twisted and embarrassing that this person actually poses a threat to you; of all the evil and all the power in all the world your self-worth has been threatened by a meager person of meek status. Jerry/Dolly launches into a relentless rhetorical dialogue unveiling the mysterious disappearance of your entire family. As it turns out they have been ground up and baked into a muffin, indeed the very same muffin you have been indulging in over the last 10 minutes. You're overtaken by a dark fog that is dispelled by the touch of your true love who has finally arrived. You turn to meet him/her face to face for the first time to discover that your soul mate is George Bush.

That's how it feels to get kicked in the jewels.


I feel like I should be yelling "WHY?" but I think that's your point here, right? That this level of pain is so unreasonable that love, trust and hatred will all feel like excruciating lies by comparison to the true physicality of this. (I have no idea when this became so abstract but) Am I following you right?


Fanimusmaximus wrote:

Spread you legs and I'l show ya.


Two words, "challenge declined."

Thanks everyone, you've answered my question more thoroughly than I could have ever anticipated and reading this was a bit fun, too; thanks for the good time.
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You feel a massive amount of pain for, like, 2 seconds. Which is quickly followed by a tingling sensation running quickly up your spine. Then an ache near the stomach and groin area that last around 10-15 minutes, depending on how hard you were hit.
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........... <---- Hurts so much you cant talk or scream.
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Posted 3/18/14
Like many other injuries, much depends on how hard you are hit, how you are hit, and where exactly you are hit. For instance, I've caught a hit baseball to the groin, and while it hurt, it didn't hurt nearly as bad as getting them finger-flicked.

I would like equate it to standing up quickly and smashing your head on the corner of a cabinet, while simultaneously being punched in the stomach.
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