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Best & Safest way to flirt?
Posted 3/16/14 , edited 8/20/14

Lowlights wrote:

Don't you know only sluts are allowed to smile these days? Get with the times.


I may have missed the memo on that.
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"here have lots of money"
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In your mirror.
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Just hope something like this wont happen





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Okay...may have laughed at that
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Smiling a lot
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girl if you were a pokemon, i'd catch you
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18 / F / Houston, Texas
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To be honest, I don't even try to flirt, but people seem to like me because I'm adorable to them and also very nice to talk to and be around. ; v ;
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ahh. how about being yourself!
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this is me in every conversations

"hhhhhhhhhhh........hhhhh....iiiii...my...my...my.....NAME IS....."

then they laugh in my face and leave

im truly terrible at conversations:

1.) i cant keep one going

2.) if its with a girl im usually so nervous i dont know what to say or i say something but it wont come out it just air so im all quiet

3.) if i manage to start a conversation i usually some how end it with humiliating my self in some way or form

4.) I CAN MAKE A VVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LONG LIST BUT I DONT LIKE TO TYPE SO I HOPE YOU GET THE POINT NOW

and also i find it easier to talk to someone if they dont know me in anyway or they cant see my face
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Ask them to engage in a completely pure and platonic relationship with you.
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1. Flex muscles

2. Look like complete tool

3. Get rejected

4. Success.

Based off having a gf once
Posted 3/16/14 , edited 8/20/14
The best and safest way to flirt is not to. Just go up and tell someone you're interested in them. You'll get an answer much faster out of them that way, and save yourself from batting your eyes subtly and making strange, suggestive faces that look more like you're constipated then anything else.

Honesty is the best policy. In this case, being blunt is the sharpest way to go.
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Suck their dick, straight up. Go big or go home.
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Posted 3/16/14

Funny thing is, that's probably the best way to flirt is over the internets. While 98% of the time it'll most likely be bots or Straight Man vs. Straight Man, it eliminates the biggest bs obstacles imo; looks and shyness.

Looks will play a factor in who you get attracted to, especially school in general. That should be as minimal as possible. Just as with you, most people won't be as restrained when socializing on the internet when anonymity on their side behind a monitor (unless the other person has basic computer skills and decides to find their ip, but that's discussed in unit 2, chapter 3: Yanderes). It should always be chemistry via their personality, interests, and beliefs as a person, not if they're hot or not.

To look at it cynically; eventually, both of you will wrinkle up like a prune and would break up, since the appearance that held you together is gone. It really depends on the person, but I think flirting is a complete waste of time. I could go level up my demon hunter in D3, or go watch some of my anime backlog than fawn over someone you think looks good but then realize they're not a person you really want to be with.

And if people are laughing in your face for stuttering and leave when you're greeting them, definitely not worth it to bother being around them anymore. I can't hold many conversations either in life (except my hobbies, then you'll never speak to me again ) and barely speak to anyone outside of my lair.
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