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Best & Safest way to flirt?
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Just smile and see if she smiles back... if they do just start a conversation. It's not that hard.
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Take off your pants.
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21 / M / Under your blankets
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From the times I've flirt, it just comes naturally. Its hard to describe it in a way, but just from being myself, I can easily flirt with the right guy/girl.
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Chloroform! Best way to pick up girls. You can then drag them to your windowless black van.
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20 / F / Los Angeles
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Complement and be yourself is the best trick.
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22 / M / New York
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Posted 3/17/14

crash1187 wrote:


tf2pyros wrote:

Without being a Psyduck about it.


i dont know why but i laughed pretty damn hard at that because of the psyduck


First thing that came to mind.
Posted 3/17/14
Bill Gates probably f'king a lot of bitches.

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Do an incredible magic trick to break the ice, then hire a limousine and say "want me to give you a lift?"
Then say "mabe next time." and disappear.

And next time, say "you missed one heck of a party, but tonight's even better!"
Throw money at everyone and say, "I'M SO RICH!"

Then hire a hooker because they will always say yes if you pay them.
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Casual conversation; you can generally tell when someone is interested in what you have to spew-out by their bodily actions and choice of words. Once you find yourself comfortable in a mutual conversation, then flirting should just come naturally.
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Posted 3/18/14
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A smile accompanied with a :slightly: longer than normal eye-contact. Follow it up with simply asking for a name, and roll the dice.
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21 / M / Canada eh
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Posted 3/19/14
With humor.

"Are you an archaeologist? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched for years."
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Posted 3/19/14

DudeItsMark wrote:

With humor.

"Are you an archaeologist? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched for years."


That's good, really good.

I needed that laugh. Thank you
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Posted 3/19/14
Flirting is never safe, you are taking a risk.
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23 / F / SoCal
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Posted 3/19/14
If you're totally inept at flirting like I am just go for the straight forward approach "hey i think you're pretty/awesome/smart/majestic/magical/etc, would you be interested in going out sometime?" isnt completely creepy...besides you get straight tot the point without playing mind games. Or if you prefer to be even more blunt just do what I do : "Your face, I like that shit."
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