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Well technically it was Batwoman, and more technically still, it was just a regular woman in a Batman themed track suit. I've seen this woman around my campus a few times- usually sporting polychromatic hair. In fact, I used to jokingly call her snow cone lady for this. Apparently, she took offense to this because the one time I was in the same building with her for a prolonged period of time, she vaulted over a five foot wall, and she's acted dodgy in my presence ever since.
Today, I decided to eat lunch in the place where she frequently resides to continue trying to draw in Danny Antonucci's style; the guy who brought us Ed Edd n' Eddy. Batwoman Batwoman was near a booth behind me, wearing a Batman track suit, stuttering some nonsense about life problems.I didn't catch a word of what she was panicking over, but I did hear the word "reveal I was thinking that she spent enough time getting over being called snow cone lady that I could crack a joke about the Batman track suit, so I did. What I said was "Reveal what, your secret identity?"

Whatever she was saying stopped, and out from her came "I will fuck your shit up!" Needless to say, I was terrified; a tad bit angry too. One Batman joke and I'm back to the top of her dragon kick in the face list? I decided though, to do what Batman would do, so I granted Batwoman immortality as a poorly drawn caricature.

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Posted 3/19/14
i feel misled. i was hoping for an epic batman beat down story... but still LOL
Posted 3/19/14 , edited 3/19/14
Hah silly

Please don't delete this time Lorreen. It's not an offensive word I swear.
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Posted 3/19/14

Artarivan wrote:

Hah Silly!

Please don't delete this time Lorreen. It's not an offensive word I swear.


It is an offensive word.

Posted 3/19/14

Bjaker wrote:


Artarivan wrote:

Hah Silly!

Please don't delete this time Lorreen. It's not an offensive word I swear.


It is an offensive word.



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Posted 3/19/14

Bjaker wrote:


Artarivan wrote:

Hah Silly!

Please don't delete this time Lorreen. It's not an offensive word I swear.


It is an offensive word.



I'm sorry, but that's literally what she said to me. I'm a journalist, so accuracy is key in my work.
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@Art - It is an offensive word, please don't use it.
@BatmanGhostWriter - Complete aside. Nothing to do with your post.

At this point I have effectively derailed this thread. :)

Carry on with your conversation.

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Posted 3/19/14
Good thread OP.

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Posted 3/19/14 , edited 3/19/14
Next time she confronts you just pull out a deck of cards and be like..


It sounds like she's just too sensitive or maybe she has some shit going on, maybe she just hates your face... if I was in your shoes then I would just explain to her like "I was only busting your balls" (or however you wanna put it) but who knows, maybe you enjoy bullying her??
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oh god fatman is comin
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Posted 3/19/14

RedExodus wrote:

oh god fatman is comin


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Posted 3/19/14

Sweet-Revelation wrote:

Next time she confronts you just pull out a deck of cards and be like..


It sounds like she's just too sensitive or maybe she has some shit going on, maybe she just hates your face... if I was in your shoes then I would just explain to her like "I was only busting your balls" (or however you wanna put it) but who knows, maybe you enjoy bullying her??


I'm thinking of all the things I could've said to here as we speak. I do a great Bane voice, so I was thinking I could have said "Do you feel in charge here, or "Oh, no Robin? Why don't you come at me with all seventy pounds of your dynamic uno?" She did say she was in no mood at the time, but that's her all the time around me. Maybe she didn't take the snow cone lady thing lightly?
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Posted 3/19/14 , edited 3/19/14
Sorry, man, but you stumbled into that one fabulously, and just about deserved it. Sure, she may have overreacted, but you randomly picking on her when she was panicking was a pretty dumb move, especially considering that you two don't have a good relationship with each other. It's no secret that bullying (even little things like name calling) comes with the potential of the target(s) snapping back. Fortunately, it was her that you learned that lesson from, instead of someone more dangerous. At least, hopefully, she's pretty much all talk. Otherwise, I advise you to use your right to defend yourself (even just reporting her), because, despite you "asking for it" to some extent, it's not okay for her to seriously target you over Batwoman and snow-cone jokes.
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Posted 3/19/14
noooo not ed edd and eddy i'm trying to forget that thing existed
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