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It happens to the best and most faceless of us. Some examples?

When dealing with the elderly - 'I'll turn you into Soylent Green old man.'

When dealing with chefs - 'So....long pig?'

When dealing with children - 'That filthy little orphan.'

What are some odd things you think of and say to people?
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I say "goodness grapejuice," "good gravy," or "goodness gracious" a lot...
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Posted 3/25/14

mdmzero0 wrote:

I say "goodness grapejuice," "good gravy," or "goodness gracious" a lot...



I say "goodness gracious" too.
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everything i say is always completely normal, it is everyone else who says odd things
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Sogno- wrote:

everything i say is always completely normal, it is everyone else who says odd things


Shenanigans! I call it!
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Moist.
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"Serenely serincified." I have no idea how one would spell it, but my great grandpa said it so it must be legit.
"You don't know s**t from shinola." I think this came from my grandpa, and he probably got it from his dad. It is still one of my favorites.
"You're a special kind of stupid ain't ya?" Refer to the previous comments for the source.

I cannot post the things I say when dealing with stupid little orphan raccoon dog children. I will leave it at that. I shouldn't specify stupid little orphan raccoon dog children though. That would be an insult to the loveable little orphan tanuki.

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banana accelerator


trust me it works
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You know how people do the whole "totes my goats" thing? I made up my own version, on accident - I kind of just said it one day.
"Totes my Zygotes".
My favourite part about this is that people who don't know scientific terms won't understand what that means but those who do either give it a few seconds to register and then laugh or look at me like I've just walked out of a mental institute.
I also have a lot of "creative" swears and curses.
I often call people, whether male or not, Mr. Man. Then one day, after years of my saying this, in AHS Coven Cordelia called the Bartender Mr. Man and now I'm convinced that script writer is my soul mate.
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"Go fall in a well"
"You have 3 seconds!"
"Show me with water"
"Because all heroes need some form of comic relief."
"So, how about that airline food?"
"Did I mention I'm insane?"
That's All I can think of for now that I commonly say or have very prompt meanings to my life.
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"Mother father"
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"Open condom store" "Hey, yo. Sexy lady."
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Well I found my motto whilst watching girls und panzer. SO accurate!
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Person A: "How do you feel about politics?"

Me: "I like pie".

Person A:
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I believe everything I say is normal, so not sure what would be considered odd. >.>
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