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Posted 4/23/14
Darn it! Right when I finally obliterated that awful movie from my mind!

Oh and no, I don't want to build a snowman.
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23 / M / California
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Posted 4/23/14
Not now, not ever. I do not want to build a snowman.
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25 / M / Northern California
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Posted 4/23/14
Sure
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Posted 4/23/14 , edited 4/23/14
I want to build a snow woman and give her a velvety-smooth snow-minge. I want to get close to her. I want her to want me. Then I'd like to take my @!#$ and repeatedly violate her @#$%! until she's a forlorn slush puddle....with remnants of recently melted runoff carrying her water mixed with my baby-batter down a gutter and then finding it's way to the sea. This is my nightmare. This is my dream.

Thanks for listening. Stay sexy, my snow women.
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Posted 4/23/14
snowmen aren't able to be built .. they may be constructed .. but humans can't make 'snow' .... so wanting to build one would only drop any human's will to live down to suicide levels ... and that isn't good ^
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Posted 4/24/14
Get it out! Get it out! Get this song out of my head! Get it out! Get it out! I'll sing anything instead! Lmfaoooo
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Posted 4/24/14
I don't know why people hating on frozen XD yay! snowman!
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26 / M / The OC
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Posted 4/24/14

tf2pyros wrote:

Come on lets go and play.


This song never bothered me anyway
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26 / M / Alberta, Canada
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Posted 4/24/14
The snow just melted, No more snowmen here
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Posted 4/24/14

dirty_soap_dish wrote:

I want to build a snow woman and give her a velvety-smooth snow-minge. I want to get close to her. I want her to want me. Then I'd like to take my @!#$ and repeatedly violate her @#$%! until she's a forlorn slush puddle....with remnants of recently melted runoff carrying her water mixed with my baby-batter down a gutter and then finding it's way to the sea. This is my nightmare. This is my dream.

Thanks for listening. Stay sexy, my snow women.


Thank you for expanding on my simple comment
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Posted 4/24/14

jordancharacter wrote:


dirty_soap_dish wrote:

I want to build a snow woman and give her a velvety-smooth snow-minge. I want to get close to her. I want her to want me. Then I'd like to take my @!#$ and repeatedly violate her @#$%! until she's a forlorn slush puddle....with remnants of recently melted runoff carrying her water mixed with my baby-batter down a gutter and then finding it's way to the sea. This is my nightmare. This is my dream.

Thanks for listening. Stay sexy, my snow women.


Thank you for expanding on my simple comment




Truth be known, I overlooked your comment. But I just read it....and I loved it. I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.





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23 / M / San Diego, CA
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Posted 4/24/14
Can't I'm working on a mecha.
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i love all the haters XD
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20 / M / Eng Land
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Posted 4/24/14
You'll have a tough time doing that in England. If you attempted to build a snowman over here it would look less like a jolly man of winter crystal, and more like the elephant man being roasted with a flamethrower given all we have is grey slush AKA Winter's way of saying 'Fuck it, I couldn't be arsed this year'.
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25 / M / Canada
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Posted 4/24/14
I live in Winnipeg. I have built enough snowmen to last thousands of lifetimes, and it would truly be a blessing to never, ever, EVER, see snow, again. Also, I have never seen Frozen, but I've heard it's good? I don't know.
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