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21 / M / Canada eh
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Posted 3/25/14
Show me the worst pick up line you can imagine.

"Are you an antiquer? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years."
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23 / M
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If you were going to rate yourself between 1 and 10, how desperate are you?

Hi, my name is ______ I'm single.
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Are you from Jamaica? 'cuz Jamaican me crazy, mon.
Ayyyyyy,
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25 / M / Zuellni
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Posted 3/25/14
Let's bang.
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Posted 3/25/14
BRB google... ya know...
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22 / M
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Do you know how much a penguin weighs? Enough to break the ice.
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20 / M / Tórshavn
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Posted 3/25/14
Hey I just met you............
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29 / M / NY
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Posted 3/25/14
my favorite is "Let's play Pearl Harbor, I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me", because it's just TOO RIDICULOUS lol
Posted 3/25/14 , edited 3/25/14
I've actually used, "Has anybody told you you have really pretty eyes"... of course I didn't get a reply...

I'm such an amateur at this flirting stuff.
Posted 3/25/14

JayVeeDees wrote:

Hey I just met you............


and this is crazy... but here's my numberrr so call me maybe
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21 / SABER
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Posted 3/25/14
will you let me kidnap you again...........


l-elf meets with [someone i cant remember] valvrave the kiberator
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23 / M / Earth
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Posted 3/25/14 , edited 3/25/14
Are you an archaeologist?

Because I have a large bone I need examined.

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23 / M
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Posted 3/26/14
Girl, are you retarded? Coz you sure are special.
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25 / M / Calgary AB
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Posted 3/26/14
Nice legs, what time do they open?
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22 / M / Chicago, IL
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Posted 3/26/14
Welp.. here goes nothin. "ahem"

Hey there beautiful~
wanna see my abs?~
Iv'e been working out in the gym~
*Gets punched in the face*

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