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Do you have arguments with the computer?
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Posted 11/29/14
Nah. And here's why:

When I get a new computer, the first thing I do is cut out its voice box. I disable all system sounds and make it so it can only speak when I ask it to.

I then take a machete to its program list and remove with extreme prejudice the many things its original manufacturers want it to sell me.

After that, I install a few programs and run them to stitch it back together and clean up the leftovers from my surgery.

It then is run raggedly until it collapses and dies from long hours of use.

But that's not the end, Once it's dead, depending on how it died, I like to either use it for parts or stitch it back together with parts from other computers. and revive it so it can serve me well in the afterlife.

Computers should fear me, for I loathe them, yet cannot live without them, and I know enough to make it hell for them.
Posted 11/29/14
Occasionally, but we usually have make up sex afterwards.
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Posted 11/29/14
Even my new laptop can be a bitch. Not going to fib, sometimes it really irks me with its slovenly loading speeds and whatnot so yes I shout and curse at the damn thing if anything errenous happens when nobody else is around to hear me fighting with my machine.
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Posted 11/30/14
Yes, I do. This happens when it changes settings without me knowing about it and doing stuff that really slows down my machine. Not to mention, there are some sites where it runs stuff it's not supposed to and causes it to not load properly. It happens, and I am quite frustrated.
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Posted 11/30/14
Um, maybe.....
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Posted 12/1/14
All the time.
Posted 12/1/14
Sometimes lol
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24 / M / Pretoria, South A...
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Posted 12/1/14
Yes, from the moment I switch it on and it seems a tad bit too slow.. then the heated debate starts..
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19 / M / CT, USA
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Posted 12/2/14
yeah, for the past 2 days my computer has been acting strange but it's starting to act normally again
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Posted 12/2/14


Note to Self: Don't marry Cleverbot
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Posted 12/2/14 , edited 12/2/14
I slap it regularly.

It is such a dummy.

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DL
Posted 12/3/14

GnosticBishop wrote:

I slap it regularly.

It is such a dummy.

Regards
DL


This.

I not only argue with the computer, I'm in an abusive relationship with it.

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Posted 12/3/14 , edited 12/5/14
Specifically the software running on the computer ;-)
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Posted 12/5/14
Its a computer!
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Posted 12/10/14
I yell at my computer and wake up my parents a lot more than i should.
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