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What would be the deadliest anime under these drinking game rules?
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I'm curious to find out what some the most dangerous shows to watch would be given the drinking rules I've come up with. I originally created these rules while watching the first season of Infinite Stratos. I was so blown away by how many cliches I saw, that I thought it would be positively lethal to take a shot whenever one of them appeared on screen. While pondering drinking game rules for other common things in anime, I realized than an Ecchi ruleset could be quite dangerous. That is the list I've brought to you today. My goal was the discover all of the most common, cliched, perverted elements that appear in literally every anime you've ever seen. I've actually had to pare this ruleset down from a more complicated version because, for certain shows, you'd be dead before the open theme finished playing.

Here are the rules, and they are fairly simple.

Take a shot of liquor when the following appear on screen.
+ Gratuitous panty shots where a gratuitous panty shot is defined as a shot of a woman's panties (men do not count, especially if they are zombies) that does not further the storyline. These are easily noticed with their oddly low camera angles and typical lack of notice from other characters (they happen just for the viewer). Take one shot for each exposed female, no matter how many are on screen.
-Corollary: In cases where another character has intentionally or accidentally exposed the panties of a female character, no drink is to be taken as this does not count as "gratuitous".
+ Jiggling breasts. Take one shot for each female whose breasts are depicted as such (not one for each breast in cases of three or more). Duration of motion is not a factor in this. If it happens even for an moment, it counts. Conversely, if it goes on for several seconds or (please, no) several minutes, it only counts as one drink. Motion must stop and resume in order for another drink to be required. Furthermore, size does not count either.
+ One female character molests another female character. For example, in the show Recently My Sister is Unusual, Hiyori's frequent *ahem* "sessions" with Mitsuki would count as one drink. Commonly, this is fulfilled when one female comes up behind another and avails herself of her victim's privacy, commenting on how "nice they are".
+ Hot spring or beach episode. If you're starting the "beach" or "hot spring" episode, it's time to take a shot. This is only once per episode. In cases where the entire show is one long hot spring episode, you may follow this rule at your own discretion.
+ Male character and female character trip/slip and fall on one another and the male has a hand upon the female character's breast. In cases where no accidental molestation has occurred, no drink is to be taken.

Additional Rules
+You must start at the first episode and proceed chronologically. Haruhi Suzumiya really screws this up, though.
+Do not drink during the opening animation. This is because it does not constitute the show proper and it is repeated with every episode. It breaks the spirit of the game.
+When a character squirts acidic breastmilk at her enemies, drink one Blue Motherf***er. It's like a Long Island, but with Sprite and Blue Curacao. Thankfully, I've only seen this twice in my life.
+ This game cannot be played with a hentai. It must be a non-hentai anime. Such an anime would require it's own special ruleset which I refuse to make.
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Probably Highschool DxD.
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Yosuga no sora.

If you think about it. Every thrust is a single action.
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Manyuu Hikenchou
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ikkitousen applies alot of them rules

edit: oniai and yusibu possibly
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Pretty sure you'd be dead by the end of Najica Blitz Tactics.
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I'm pretty sure no one would survive High School of the Dead under those rules. Hand Maid May is another contender, but it's light & fluffy compared with most of the others.
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Hmm. Golden Boy would result in a pleasant buzz (and some bad singing).
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Sora no Otoshimono for the panty shots. The guy literally decorates his entire house with panties in one episode. I've never seen so many panty shots in my life.

To Love-Ru/Motto/Darkness for the guy falling into accidental molestation like every 5min (even the characters call him out on it).

Either show would probably have you done after one episode.
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Deathgeese wrote:

Take a shot of liquor when the following appear on screen.
+ Gratuitous panty shots where a gratuitous panty shot is defined as a shot of a woman's panties (men do not count, especially if they are zombies) that does not further the storyline. These are easily noticed with their oddly low camera angles and typical lack of notice from other characters (they happen just for the viewer). Take one shot for each exposed female, no matter how many are on screen.
-Corollary: In cases where another character has intentionally or accidentally exposed the panties of a female character, no drink is to be taken as this does not count as "gratuitous".

Agent Aika could kill you from alcohol poisoning from this single rule.

If you added a rule to double the number of shots if no panties of any color other than white appeared, you might not last past the first 2-3 episodes.

Ikkii Tousen: Xtreme Xecutor would be another dangerous show if this bonus rule was in effect, as it also contracted White Panty Syndrome.

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kill la kill has a few jiggling breast per episode. the are nude to the viewers when this happens. and plenty of panties.

don't really watch ecchi, so my answers are probably bad.

i also vote for ikkii tousen.
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Definitely High school DxD
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I am already too drunk to comprehend this game, let alone understand the rules. I will come back to this thread tomorrow when I can actually contribute to the question you asked.

My drunken answer is High School of the Dead or Strike Witches. If bouncing boobies or panty shots equates to a shot, the first episode would be dangerous for most people, and the second episode would require hospitalization for alcohol poisoning.
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Rosario+Vampire, I would literally need to go the the hospital.
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Senran Kagura. Almost all of the girls are well endowed, Katsuragi molests Asuka numerous times per episode, and of course they are high school girls as well as ninjas, so prepare to see plenty of skirts fluttering in the breeze and clothing being torn off in battle.
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