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Making out with your dog
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Lemontitties wrote:


onibrotonel wrote:


I meant to say as long as the boner is visually open, I'm out of the area. I'll be like, "oh, hell no. No pumpin' action, bitch. No pumpin' action."


So, are you saying you make out w/ your dog? I'm confuzzled.


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I'm going to take that as a yes.
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Lemontitties wrote:



I'm going to take that as a yes.


How would you know? The way I'm drinking a water bottle makes me look intriguing.
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Man, I thought you were talking about a hot dog.
a hot bitch
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onibrotonel wrote:


How would you know? The way I'm drinking a water bottle makes me look intriguing.


You're not drinking anything. Barack is doing all the work...^.^
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I'd kill it just to see how the owner reacts
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I'm all for loving your pet as a part of your family but that is taking the relationship too far. Thinking of your furry best friend as a brother or sister or a "best friend" is probably the healthiest relationship you can have with them. Other people should seek professional help or go live in france where they will kiss anything. (Im using a horrible stereotype I know)
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Posted 4/18/14
I guess i could kiss it, but definitely no tongue.
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I ain't doing no animal without higher intelligence.
Posted 4/18/14

Assassinx89 wrote:

I'm all for loving your pet as a part of your family but that is taking the relationship too far. Thinking of your furry best friend as a brother or sister or a "best friend" is probably the healthiest relationship you can have with them. Other people should seek professional help or go live in france where they will kiss anything. (Im using a horrible stereotype I know)


I completely agree with you.
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Welp I'm going to have nightmares now, great
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RedExodus wrote:

I ain't doing no animal without higher intelligence.


That one statement just excluded half the human population and included half the dog population (to say nothing of dolphins and elephants).......
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Posted 4/18/14
That's gross.
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Yeah... My dog is the only dog I've ever purposely allowed to lick my face, my mouth stays closed the whole time, and I go wash up afterwards.
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