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Posted 1/30/08
Well, I've always loved excerpts from Harry Potter but this one is the best:

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."


-from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Luna Lovegood: "Things we lost always have a way of coming back to us, even if it's not the way we want."

-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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i dont know if i have the right words but here it goes:

when harry and dumbledore come out of the cave.
harry:"are you alright professor?"
dumbledore:"im fine because im with you."


-harry potter and the half-blood prince

i thought that was soooooooo cute!!!!! ♥
Posted 2/8/08
"Oi! There's a war going on here!" funny one..
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"I was saying that Saturn was surely in a position of power in the heavens at the moment of your birth...your dark hair...your mean stature...tragic losses so young in life...I think I am right in saying, my dear, that you were born in midwinter?"
"No," said Harry, "I was born in July."
Ron hastily turned his laugh into a hacking cough.


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid.
"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore.
"I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"Mr. Crouch?" said Percy, suddenly abandoning his look of poker-stiff disapproval and positively writhing with excitement. "He speaks over two hundred! Mermish and Gobbledegook and Troll..."
"Anyone can speak Troll," said Fred dismissively. "All you have to do is point and grunt."


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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"Excellent, I think I see a few veela cousins," said George, cranning his neck to take a better look. "They'll need help understanding our English customs, I'll look after them..."
"Not so fast, Your Holeyness..." said Fred

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"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor*

I still can't read that line without snickering
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Posted 3/10/08
ahahaha there are lots.. like when, Harry told Hermione and Ron about his kiss with Cho..

Ron: How was it?
Harry: Wet.

ahahaha

and also when Ginny was leaning against Harry's legs as she sat the common room floor, i think.. they were already a couple that time..

Ginny: Three dementor attacks in a week and all Romilda Vane asks me if it's true you've got a hippogriff tattooed across your chest.
Harry: What did you tell her?
Ginny: I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail. Much more macho.
Harry: Thanks. And what did you tell her Ron's got?
Ginny: A Pygmy Puff, but i didn't say where.

LOL

and also when Scrimgeour and Harry was like arguing..

Scrimgeour: I see you're--
Harry: Dumbledore's man through and through, that's right.


aww...
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Posted 3/21/08
hermione:"at least no one in gryffindor team had to buy their way in,they got their pure talent"

from harry potter and the chamber of secrets
Posted 3/24/08
"Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid.
"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore.
"I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.

"Mr. Crouch?" said Percy, suddenly abandoning his look of poker-stiff disapproval and positively writhing with excitement. "He speaks over two hundred! Mermish and Gobbledegook and Troll..."
"Anyone can speak Troll," said Fred dismissively. "All you have to do is point and grunt."
from 4th volume of harry potter goblet of fire
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Both from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

When George was being treated after his ear being blasted off his head:
Mrs. Weasley: How do you feel, George?
George: Saintlike
Fred: What's wrong with him? Is his mind affected?
George: Saintlike. You see.... I'm holy. Holey, Fred, geddit?
Fred: Pathetic, pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humour before you, you go for holey?
George: Ah well, you'll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum.

When Harry was inside Sirius' room looking around:

Hermione: Harry? Harry! Harry!
Harry: I'm here! What's happened?
Hermione: We woke up and didn't know where you were! Ron! I've found him!
Ron: Good! Tell him from me he's a git!
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Posted 4/15/08
Dumbledore said in harry potter and the goblet of fire

Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.
But remember this: you have friends here. You´re not alone.



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Posted 4/18/08
from the philosophers stone

hermione : ur harry potter? Im hermione granger and u are? ( to ron?)
ron : ronald weaslery
herm : pleaseure!
(to ron) uv got dirt on ur nose, by the way, did u know...

draco : so its true then, harry potter has come to hogwarts, im draco, draco malfoy..
ron : *laughs..
draco : u think my name is funny do you, trying to ask urs, red hair and a handy me down robes, u must be a wesley..

hemione to ron and harry : ....before either of u had another clever idea or worst expelled...



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Posted 4/30/08
I LIKE ALL THE FUNNY ONES!!

especially the 1 where georges ear got cut off by snape's 'sectumsempra'
yea!!
holey!!
LOL!
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