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Posted 5/15/14 , edited 5/15/14
Do you think it would be really convenient if people came with manuals on things you should or shouldn't do when around them? What would your manual say?

Mine would say....
Don't feed after midnight.
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Sure it would be convenient. I wouldn't used them tho.

Mine would probably say: Respect my passions.
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Posted 5/16/14
I guess it could be useful. Mine would probably say: Harmful in large doses, or, Make sure to demonstrate proper hygiene.
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Manual for a universal remote?

You don't really need a manual to induce racism.

Mine would be: Reads from right to left (prices before label)
Posted 5/16/14
Wouldn't read it anyway then takes hours to figure out what I'm doing wrong
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"do not feed, she bites"
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I think it would, yeah.
Mine would say:

'If he wee's himself, grab the nearest fire extinguisher and call the suicide hotline - trust me'
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Would be interesting.

Mine would probably say; Don't ignore me.
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Takes 24 hours-1week to recharge.
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I like it when something is designed with an intuitive interface. It makes it easier to learn how to interact with it. And tool tips on hover are very helpful. A context menu is good too. Right clicking brings up a menu of choices including a link to the help file. I rarely read manuals, and if I do, it's just to learn how to contact technical support.
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Posted 5/16/14 , edited 5/16/14

DeadlyOats wrote:

I like it when something is designed with an intuitive interface. It makes it easier to learn how to interact with it. And tool tips on hover are very helpful. A context menu is good too. Right clicking brings up a menu of choices including a link to the help file. I rarely read manuals, and if I do, it's just to learn how to contact technical support.


"Brrp Brrp Brrp... Hello this is the technical support hotline"

"Ah yes, technical support, I'm calling about a product I purchased from your retail shop."

"Okay. May I ask what product you purchased?"

"It's my girlfriend, she's malfunctioning"
Posted 5/16/14 , edited 5/16/14
Advanced artificial intelligence.

WARNING:
May emit high levels of harmful radiation. Keep isolated in a cool, dark place.

Minimal maintenance required.
Warranty void if / when activated.
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Posted 5/16/14
User manuals? You mean those things that no one reads, anyways?

Hmm...

Presence of headphones over ears means conversational mode is off. Please refrain from pestering with conversational attempts until headphones are no longer present.

Requires sunlight and fresh air for at least two hours per day, even if she refuses.

Hyperactivity is a sign of low power and is usually followed by extreme irritability. Recharge is recommended. Proceed with caution.
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I would much prefer to discover things on my own. It is a lot more fun that way. Plus...you know....tldr.

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Disclaimer: Activation of default fun mode may result in extensive cleanup. Please make sure to input preferences into Favorites folder prior to first activation of fun mode. Manufacturer discourages responsible use of fun mode. Please enjoy fun in a childish and yet semi socially acceptable manner at all times.

Warning: Cold may cause unit to work erratically and to seek out nearest location of hot chocolate.
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