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33 / M / Baltimore, MD
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Posted 5/16/14
It might be easier if each kid came with a manual, but - it's been fun raising the two we've got without one.

Mine would read: Non-refundable.
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25 / M / Inside Lorreen's...
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Posted 5/16/14
Come with all the manuals you want. Not like any guy would actually look at it anyway.
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33 / M / outer wall, level...
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Posted 5/16/14
WARNING: not equipped with common sense.
Posted 5/16/14 , edited 5/16/14
"not here, not there"


mdmrn wrote:

Mine would read: Non-refundable.


lol i want to steal that one, that's cool
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Posted 5/16/14 , edited 5/16/14
Batteries not included.
1 year warranty.

There are too many funny manuals.
Including...:

Does not come with manual.
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33 / M / outer wall, level...
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Posted 5/16/14
my favorite is a warning on a bag made in china:

"to kill child, insert head in bag"

witch makes perfect sense in chinese, not in english, lol!
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39 / Inside your compu...
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"To buy a really expensive and unneeded warranty, please call the sales department"
Posted 5/16/14
I take great pride and joy in pushing peoples boundaries, so no, I think the idea is quite stupid.
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30 / M / Central KY.
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Posted 5/16/14
Mine would be...

"Do NOT be an enabler toward Him regarding His bad habits..."

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Posted 5/16/14
My manual will be like this...

Buy me a drink
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Posted 5/16/14
Who the hell reads the manuals that come with stuff? What are you a woman?
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22 / M
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Posted 5/16/14

madmejis wrote:

Who the hell reads the manuals that come with stuff? What are you a woman?


What are you, cannon fodder?

The answer is yes, bullet monkey. Now get in the meat grinder.
Posted 5/16/14
WARNING:
Highly flammable.
Posted 5/17/14
Warning: Proceed with caution
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Posted 5/17/14 , edited 5/18/14
"some assembly required"
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