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Hello crunchyroll, I'm Alan and as it turns out i'm heading to college soon. This means that before I know it, I'll be moving out of my apartment so I need to learn how to fend for myself. Concern number one is definitely food source. I'm going to die if I can't eat, right? I've always been a poor sheltered boy so I don't do much, but I need to learn how to be middle class some day! I've eaten sandwiches before, but I can't really make one. All previous attempts have led to bad tastes and burning instances. Please help, I'm not an arsonist :(.
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Wow, this is probably the best topic I've seen today... Anyways, these instructions are precise... even one blunder could send everything to hell, so follow instructions closely to prevent calamity:

1) Take two slices of your favorite type of bread.
2) Toast the bread in a toaster until the bread is slightly brown.
3) Broadly spread mayonnaise on one slice of the toast.
4) Place three thin tomato slices, slightly overlapping, on the slice on which you spread the mayo. If you don't like tomatoes simply use ketchup.
5) Place a lot of large romaine lettuce leaves over the tomato slices.
6) Place few slices of ham over the lettuce.
7) Place a slice of your favorite cheese over the ham.
8) Spread mayo on the second slice of toast, and complete the sandwich.
9) Slice the sandwich diagonally, and use sandwich toothpicks to hold the sandwich halves together.
10) Serve with potato chips and a dill pickle spear And a glass of milk.
11) Finally, your ham sandwich is completed!
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Posted 6/1/14 , edited 6/1/14
Step 1: Take two pieces of bread

Step 2: Give up

Seriously though put whatever you want into the sandwich. There isn't just one way to make a sandwich. I've made a banana and honey sandwich. A tuna sandwich. A regular sandwich(ham and cheese. A bean sandwich. A cheese sandwich. As long as it's in the middle of two pieces of bread and it's edible, it's a sandwich.
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Posted 6/1/14

DoomTheWiseWolf wrote:

Wow, this is probably the best topic I've seen today... Anyways, these instructions are precise... even one blunder could send everything to hell, so follow instructions closely to prevent calamity:

1) Take two slices of your favorite type of bread.
2) Toast the bread in a toaster until the bread is slightly brown.
3) Broadly spread mayonnaise on one slice of the toast.
4) Place three thin tomato slices, slightly overlapping, on the slice on which you spread the mayo. If you don't like tomatoes simply use ketchup.
5) Place a lot of large romaine lettuce leaves over the tomato slices.
6) Place few slices of ham over the lettuce.
7) Place a slice of your favorite cheese over the ham.
8) Spread mayo on the second slice of toast, and complete the sandwich.
9) Slice the sandwich diagonally, and use sandwich toothpicks to hold the sandwich halves together.
10) Serve with potato chips and a dill pickle spear And a glass of milk.
11) Finally, your ham sandwich is completed!


Wow that sounds lovely.
Posted 6/1/14
peanut butter jelly time!! When i cant afford meats xD hehe plus i love pb&j Easiest sandwich <3
- first take 2 pieces of bread
-on one of the slices take the peanut butter with a butter knife and spread evenly on the bread
-take the jelly of you choice and spread it evenly on the other slide of bread
-take both slices and put the together so jelly is on top of peanut butter or vice versa
- cut diagonally if desired
- bon appetit!!
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Amorsiempre wrote:

peanut butter jelly time!! When i cant afford meats xD hehe plus i love pb&j Easiest sandwich <3
- first take 2 pieces of bread
-on one of the slices take the peanut butter with a butter knife and spread evenly on the bread
-take the jelly of you choice and spread it evenly on the other slide of bread
-take both slices and put the together so jelly is on top of peanut butter or vice versa
- cut diagonally if desired
- bon appetit!!


I want Her to make My sammiches. <3
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Posted 6/1/14
bread, margarine. cheese, lettuce, tomato, chicken slices. mayonnaise. (make sure the vegetables are washed the previous night and left to dry, so they don't soak the bread)

<<<<---- professional sandwich maker

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Posted 6/1/14
Grilled cheese sandwich:

Butter 2 slices of bread
A slice of cheese (your preference of cheese,cheddar, process, etc).
Put one slice of bread,(butter side down) in a frying pan at medium-low temp
Put the cheese on the bread in the pan and top with the other slice of bread (butter side up)
As the bread toasts push down on it with a spatula
Flip over in about a minute and toast the other side of the bread
Voila tout a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Posted 6/1/14
Take the bread. Butter both sides. Put whatever you want on one slice. Close the other on top. G3n1us!
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Can't go wrong with a ham sandwich.
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Us Americans think it is weird to put butter on a sammich.


OP, tell us what kinds of things you like on sandwiches. We can better tell you what kind of tasty sandwiches to make if you let us know what you like for sandwiches/what you like on them.
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Sand everywhere.
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Posted 6/1/14
I suppose french bread is out of the question?
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I look for someone nearby and ask them to make one for me.
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Posted 6/1/14 , edited 6/1/14
Not my recipe but my boyfriends mothers. Peanut butter, butter, (margarine is better) and cheese sandwich. Slap on cheese slap on peanut butter and then slap on margarine or real butter. Yes it sounds terrible but it ant bad.
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