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As we both like ballet and psychological thrillers, my mom and I went to see Black Swan at the movies when it came out, deciding that the R rating meant nothing.

There were plenty of uncomfortable moments, but the worst one was the scene where Natalie Portman's character masturbates with her mother in her bedroom. No one should ever have to watch a girl masturbating on the screen with their moms sitting next to them. No one.

My mom and I avoided each other for the next week and to this day we pretend it never happened.
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Never show them Hellsing Ultimate.
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Never show them Hellsing Ultimate.


Boku.No.Pico.

End of discussion.
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That was probably one of the funniest post I have read all day.
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My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.
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outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


you can't be serious lmao
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outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


you can't be serious lmao


I wish i was joking
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outerheaven139 wrote:


imbrreezzy wrote:


outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


you can't be serious lmao


I wish i was joking


holycrap lol
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outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


Did you enjoy it?
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outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


Lies.
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Never watch porn with your old man.
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outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


Did you enjoy it?


She holds up for a 40 year old, i'd say 5 out of 10 with make up on, but no, i did not enjoy it at all, she knows me since i was 5.
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outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


Lies.


If you want you can add me somewhere and i'll show you one of the pictures she took, she was nice enough to send one my way.
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outerheaven139 wrote:


TheGreatHoneyBun wrote:


outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


Did you enjoy it?


She holds up for a 40 year old, i'd say 5 out of 10 with make up on, but no, i did not enjoy it at all, she knows me since i was 5.


Act like it never happened and move on
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TheGreatHoneyBun wrote:


outerheaven139 wrote:


TheGreatHoneyBun wrote:


outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


Did you enjoy it?


She holds up for a 40 year old, i'd say 5 out of 10 with make up on, but no, i did not enjoy it at all, she knows me since i was 5.


Act like it never happened and move on


She fucks with me and busts it out at conversations when i'm nearby, i hide in my room whenever she comes over.
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