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Having you mother meet you at a science fiction convention for lunch. Got sick and tired of her saying how weird everyone was.
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outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


I'd hate to see what happens if she has to gas you, might want a new dentist...
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outerheaven139 wrote:


TheGreatHoneyBun wrote:


outerheaven139 wrote:


TheGreatHoneyBun wrote:


outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


Did you enjoy it?


She holds up for a 40 year old, i'd say 5 out of 10 with make up on, but no, i did not enjoy it at all, she knows me since i was 5.


Act like it never happened and move on


She fucks with me and busts it out at conversations when i'm nearby, i hide in my room whenever she comes over.


Oh...well...umm...I got nothing
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Generally. Watch anime with them.
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Yeah... whenever there is an intense sexual scene in a movie in general with my parents present, I just feel really uncomfortable. It's just a big no-no.

And one time, I was in Spencer's with my mom, and we wondered into the sex toy section for humorous intentions. But when we looked at some... lewd items, we just slowly walked away. That is also probably not a comfortable experience anyone should have with their parents.
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Posted 6/7/14

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outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


I'd hate to see what happens if she has to gas you, might want a new dentist... :lol:


I'm actually looking for a new one, so you got that right
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Yeah... whenever there is an intense sexual scene in a movie in general with my parents present, I just feel really uncomfortable. It's just a big no-no.

And one time, I was in Spencer's with my mom, and we wondered into the sex toy section for humorous intentions. But when we looked at some... lewd items, we just slowly walked away. That is also probably not a comfortable experience anyone should have with their parents.


Really ? i always look foward to browsing dildos and butt plugs with my parents.
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Don't watch Game of Thrones with them lol
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Don't watch Game of Thrones with them lol


Someone I know thought it would be a nice fantasy show to watch with their (small) children.

Oh boy.
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outerheaven139 wrote:


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outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


Lies.


If you want you can add me somewhere and i'll show you one of the pictures she took, she was nice enough to send one my way.


No thank you, but it still sounds completely bizarre. And why would she then share the pictures with your mom?
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Posted 6/7/14 , edited 6/7/14

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outerheaven139 wrote:


SoldierSangria wrote:


outerheaven139 wrote:

My mom's friend came home shitfaced a few days ago and shoved her tongue in my mouth while i asleep and took pictures/filmed it, and made sure to share it with my mom in the morning, also forgot to mention she's my dentist and 40 years old.


Lies.


If you want you can add me somewhere and i'll show you one of the pictures she took, she was nice enough to send one my way.


No thank you, but it still sounds completely bizarre. And why would she then share the pictures with your mom?


She shared the pictures with a bunch of people on her whats app contact list because her boyfriend had just cheated on her and she wanted to make him jealous, i told her pictures of her molesting me while i'm in my kiddie jammies wouldn't make anyone jealous but it didn't work.
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Posted 6/7/14

SoldierSangria wrote:


furytime wrote:

Don't watch Game of Thrones with them lol


Someone I know thought it would be a nice fantasy show to watch with their (small) children.

Oh boy.


Wow. It is a great show but not for children haha.
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social media is something you shouldn't do
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Basically anything in HBO. Awkward as hell. I ran out of the room. (My grandmother was there too. It was I think episode 2 of Curb your Enthusiasm with the porn star. When he started watching the threesome on the tv, I just bolted)

For extra bonus points: my grandma cannot speak English, so I was the one explaining all the dirty jokes to her.
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outerheaven139 wrote:

Really ? i always look foward to browsing dildos and butt plugs with my parents.


HA. Honestly, it's something I could do with my friends, but not with my own flesh and blood.
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