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Post Reply Which of these is your (Most) Ideal Weapon?
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Posted 6/10/14 , edited 2/12/15
You are about to go on an adventure. You are finally of age and are eager to start right NOW! In your rush to start your journey, you find yourself in need of a (Level 1: Weapon) to defend yourself in dark caves and tall grasses. But you only have 5 choices in front of you...

Precaution Disclaimer: Read Below!

1) Frying Pan Warrior - Has a hole in it. (Much like a tennis racket)

2) Wii Remote Assassin - Nunchuck not included. (Level 10: Learn Dual wielding)

3) Mahou Shoujo Wand Mage - Magic not included... But it still sparkles. (Side Effect: Attracts Giant Squids)

4) A Welsh Onion Healer - Twirling caused party damage (Healer skill: Butt Probe)

5) Rattata (Pokemon) Sharpshooter - Scope not included. Spread = 100. Has a chance of "Back" Firing.




Let the Adventure begin Heros!
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Posted 6/10/14
I chose Wii Remote, I've broken more bones, faces and tv screens. Dont leave my house without one. Never know when someone want to rob me, (Not today) whip out Wii remote and Wii Fit their asses!
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Posted 6/10/14
frying pan

that backfire from the rattata can be nasty
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Posted 6/10/14
Wii remote, after seeing my uncle throw one and it exploding on the back of my brothers head while playing baseball, thing is deadly......
Posted 6/10/14
Sailor moon wand.

I wanna look cool if I'm gonna kill someone.
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Posted 6/10/14

longdanzi103 wrote:

Wii remote, after seeing my uncle throw one and it exploding on the back of my brothers head while playing baseball, thing is deadly......


that's funny af tbh
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Posted 6/10/14
Agreed, Wii remote. When you let go of that thing, there's no telling what kind of damage it will cause. At least the other weapons are more predictable and consistent.
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Posted 6/24/14
Wii remote because I could violently penetrate someones eye socket with it
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Posted 6/26/14
Give Me a frying pan and let Me go wild with it!
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Posted 6/26/14
As a generally non violent person I am most comfortable weaponizing the welsh onion. It would be quite silly to hit someone with.
Posted 6/26/14
Is Inoue a choice? I could use her adorableness to take over the world.

Too bad shes useless otherwise.
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I'm going to go for the magical girl wand. That side effect for attracting giant squids is going to make me a pretty penny on the seafood market. The magical girl wand may be my only weapon, but there's no stipulation about being unable to have any other equipment whatsoever. So I'll just stay in reach of commercial fishing nets until I've lined my coffers with enough cash to live a thousand opulent lives, then lock up the wand until (or if) it is needed again.

Truly, that's the best choice. It's easy to get rich off of that wand.
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Posted 7/17/14
Being used as a personal glove by a giant squid isn't my utopia, but hey... there are all sorts out there...
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Posted 7/18/14
I'm gonna go with a frying pan ... seems to be the only logical one to me XD Plus I use to play softball and could hit home runs, so I think I'd be pretty good at swinging a frying pan, especially if it's a cast iron one, that would hurt pretty bad, lol.
Posted 2/7/15
The wand, derp.
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