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roast the person above you #getem!!

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Okay tehstud, I am going to need You to get inside of this Crock. I already have the Over prepared and Preheated, and the rub over spices and Au jou is ready and settled. Time to go into the Oven...

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x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

Okay tehstud, I am going to need You to get inside of this Crock. I already have the Over prepared and Preheated, and the rub over spices and Au jou is ready and settled. Time to go into the Oven...

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This thread seems like potential chaos...
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x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

Okay tehstud, I am going to need You to get inside of this Crock. I already have the Over prepared and Preheated, and the rub over spices and Au jou is ready and settled. Time to go into the Oven...

Amidoinitrite?


Yes, yes you are

This thread seems like potential chaos...


Muahahahaha....I actually think it could be fun! But, there would always be that "One Person" who will eventually take things too far, and then You realize Once again why We can't have nice things.
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x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:


GreatLordBalzak wrote:


x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

Okay tehstud, I am going to need You to get inside of this Crock. I already have the Over prepared and Preheated, and the rub over spices and Au jou is ready and settled. Time to go into the Oven...

Amidoinitrite?


Yes, yes you are

This thread seems like potential chaos...


Muahahahaha....I actually think it could be fun! But, there would always be that "One Person" who will eventually take things too far, and then You realize Once again why We can't have nice things.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Posted 6/12/14

Thfelese wrote:


x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:


GreatLordBalzak wrote:


x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

Okay tehstud, I am going to need You to get inside of this Crock. I already have the Over prepared and Preheated, and the rub over spices and Au jou is ready and settled. Time to go into the Oven...

Amidoinitrite?


Yes, yes you are

This thread seems like potential chaos...


Muahahahaha....I actually think it could be fun! But, there would always be that "One Person" who will eventually take things too far, and then You realize Once again why We can't have nice things.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.


I remember when my friend texted me that. It had me laughing so hard i was crying.
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need to add some taters and carrots to that roast
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I'm hungry.
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I want to, but I'm afraid of the guy taking it too seriously lol
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Urboistar wrote:


Thfelese wrote:


x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:


GreatLordBalzak wrote:


x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

Okay tehstud, I am going to need You to get inside of this Crock. I already have the Over prepared and Preheated, and the rub over spices and Au jou is ready and settled. Time to go into the Oven...

Amidoinitrite?


Yes, yes you are

This thread seems like potential chaos...


Muahahahaha....I actually think it could be fun! But, there would always be that "One Person" who will eventually take things too far, and then You realize Once again why We can't have nice things.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.


I remember when my friend texted me that. It had me laughing so hard i was crying.


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Sogno- wrote:

need to add some taters and carrots to that roast


Help Me Cook tehstud!!!
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I know this is just a simple Forum and all, but damn Phersu, that Picture there is damned intimidating alright!
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x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

I know this is just a simple Forum and all, but damn Phersu, that Picture there is damned intimidating alright!


Phersu watches you sleep.
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Phersu wrote:


x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

I know this is just a simple Forum and all, but damn Phersu, that Picture there is damned intimidating alright!


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