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Carrying Your Own Utensils
Jonexe 
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Posted 6/22/14

bathroom64 wrote:


Jonexe wrote:
And if this somehow fails, fingers!

I considered this, but is that any way to eat spaghetti?

Edit: the floor is quite unsanitary because of the cows.


Don't worry about the cows. They're on our side. Trust me.
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Jonexe wrote:
Don't worry about the cows. They're on our side. Trust me.

I wouldn't be so sure....
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Utensils? Weak; real men eat with their bare hands.
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Dubnoman wrote:

OP is Jack Nicholson from As Good As It Gets.


Woah.

Not the Shining?

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Jeez, the only person who would carry around utensils would be Sebastian....
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imbrreezzy wrote:

..........what lol


This is my human-eating utensil set.





Darn, that's badass!
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I already carry a fork and spoon in my lunch box thing for work, since I always have to bring in my lunch for work because I don't drive and there aren't any decent fast food places around close enough for me to walk to and back while on my lunch. Wouldn't be too hard to just add a knife in there and then I'd be all set. Sounds like a perfect idea to me. Let's start a revolution!

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I hear ya, let's do this thing.
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Imminent stabbing my legs constantly with knives/forks if this becomes a thing.
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Posted 6/22/14

Phersu wrote:


imbrreezzy wrote:

..........what lol


This is my human-eating utensil set.





"human-eating utensils"... Does that mean those things EAT humans?!?!?!?!??!
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I'm on board... now I just have to pick a chopsticks set!! I'm already eccentric, so this will just make me weirder.
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redrikraynor wrote:

"human-eating utensils"... Does that mean those things EAT humans?!?!?!?!??!


Yes. But I also use them for when I eat humans.
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Vodash wrote:

Imminent stabbing my legs constantly with knives/forks if this becomes a thing.


Just don't keep them in your pockets is all. Carry them in a pouch that you tie to your belt or something.
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bathroom64 wrote:


Jonexe wrote:
Utensils? Multiple? I think not. There is only one utensil a person needs.

The problem becomes apparent soon after you set out on your journey. Case one, you drop it on the floor. Case 2, you already used it, there is no close water source nearby to wash it properly. Case three, your only utensil is stolen. Case four, you use your utensil to escape, it breaks in the process, now how are you going to eat, smart guy?!?


Solution for cases 1 and 2: Bring your own soap and/or hand sanitizer and bottle of water or own personal water bottle wherever you go. That way you can wash off the utensils and rinse them off wherever you are. You can wipe them on your clothes to dry them, or bring along a cloth or handkerchief to dry them off with.
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Posted 6/22/14 , edited 6/22/14
Assuming that the menus don't entirely consist of finger-food; if restaurants with prices exceeding $15 cannot be bothered with supplying even plastic utensils, much less, can't wash dishes or keep up with them properly, I don't consider them worth going to. Actually, I wouldn't want to knowingly step foot into even fast-food joints that harbor workers who can't decently clean. I dine at restaurants or obtain fast food 1-5 times a year, and certainly won't lose any sleep over entirely cutting them out of my life.
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