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What I Learned About Japan From Watching Anime
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This is intended to be a joke, not real. Anime is full of extremes, many of them entertaining. Here is what I learned about Japan from watching anime...

I can operate a monstrous and destructive robot before I have a driver's license.

If I am a guy surrounded by females, then they almost all probably love me. If I am a guy surrounded by males, then they almost all probably love me. If I am a girl surrounded by girls, then they almost all probably love me. If I am a girl surrounded by guys, then they almost all are about to get beat up for attacking me.

If my father/mother works for the government, I will be working for the government too as they conduct all sorts of experiments on me.

Japanese schools allow for frequent absences because the students are off saving the world.

What are some things you learned from watching anime? - Bullbound



What I learned about Japan by watching anime is that the Japan don't really like America that much. They love our musicians but hate almost everything else about us.

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What I learned about Japan from anime is that senpai doesn't notice me
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Thought of another one...

Everyone has a sword or the ability to punch so hard that the victim goes flying.
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Honestly speaking, Japanese loooove Americans. I speak with native Japanese people all the time and once they hear I am from America they wig out and start praising America. They even start asking questions and claim they want to move here someday.

But, what I have learned about Japan from anime:
    If I am an average girl with an average life, I will most likely be turned into a magical girl.
    Hugging and holding hands is more embarrassing than kissing/intercourse.
    Everyone's personality can be categorized.
    If you are a foreigner in Japan, then you are definitely half-Japanese. No matter what.
    Your parents are always out on business trips... but you don't really know what they work for.
    Even if you can't drive, you have a driver's license.
    Everyone has pretty much exactly the same face shape and build if they're female... the only thing that is different is the color and style of eyes, and hair, and how big their boobs are.
    The more average you are, the more women/men you get.
    Everyone in the world speaks Japanese.
    Even if you're a foreigner, you speak Japanese perfectly but you have an accent in whatever your mother language is.
    Your hair and eyes can be unnatural colors naturally.
    High school uniforms consist of tiny miniskirts in which panties are seen every time someone moves.
    If you're 30, you look 10, if you're 10, you look 30.
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If you're not eating Takoyaki then you're not eating.
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If you are a Japanese parent you'll most likely move away because of work leaving your kid behind to have awesome adventures. Or you'll die young.
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Property damage is A OK! In anime you can wreck just about anything without repercussion.

Whether you're breaking down the walls to a restaurant, making huge fractures in the sidewalk, ripping up telephone poles, setting holy shrines on fire, or even leveling entire freeways...no one is going to care. Pay no mind to all the damages you've caused while having your psychic mind-fights and magical animal brawls in public. Everybody understands how it is when you're a ridiculously-skilled and dangerous tween or teenager that just has to fight whenever you encounter your arch-nemesis (or possibly just your friend, or sibling, or even a complete stranger, really just anybody) in public. It's cool.
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4Corvus wrote:

If you are a Japanese parent you'll most likely move away because of work leaving your kid behind to have awesome adventures. Or you'll die young.


That or the parent will spend their money away on a wild adventure leaving their kid in piles of debt...that and apparently you can sign a minors name down for loans.
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School fairs (cultural festivals) are the bomb! Forget you're typical school plays or sporting events. There is always at least one guy or girl that is beyond everyone's reach. Minors don't do drugs or drink alcohol typically. This is not the case in the U.S. Well I understand that these shows don't want to promote bad habits but still. Hmm what else...women that can't cook have their worth as a girlfriend/partner/spouse reduced. There's just so much lol
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Parents are sometimes non-existent.
School trips and fairs are AWESOME!
Girls automatically fall for good looks, girls and guys.
Going into anywhere forbidden or inhabited grants you magical powers.
Hot girls with magical powers fall from the sky and into your lap.
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if you're a high school male, your younger sister is ALWAYS suspiciously hot
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penfold314 wrote:

if you're a high school male, your younger sister is ALWAYS suspiciously hot


and also secretly has a thing for you..
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4Corvus wrote:

If you are a Japanese parent you'll most likely move away because of work leaving your kid behind to have awesome adventures. Or you'll die young.

There seems to be a lesson to learn here. If you don't want to die young, make certain you plan to spend a lot of time away from home when your kids are older.

Exceptions may be made for MILFs.

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Oh, and I also learned that all of Japan's major cities have a secret and majestic wooded mansion in the middle.

Also, we can't forget the fact that all Japanese love ramen for lunch and dinner, and you aren't a good cook unless you can make ramen.
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