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Things You Say While in Traffic
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am i aloud to cuss on this website cause if i cant i cannot answer
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21 / F / Michigan
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*insert swear words here*
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54 / M / Tacoma, WA. wind...
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"Jeeezus fugging KEY-RICED! You were in such a fugging hurry to get in front of me, you gawdammed turd and now you're gawdammed fugging slowing down you butt-fugging piece oF $h!t!!," is something I say at least twice a week in traffic.

You should hear me when someone doesn't let on the freeway and I change their minds....

I have NO FRIENDS when I am on the road.

I have been known to flip off the police when they do something stupid in traffic... fortunately it doesn't happen very often.

The biggest thing I avoid is the "pack" and I will go slower than traffic sometimes to avoid the "pack."
THe "pack" causes me to swear uncontrollably and be happy I don't have a carry permit for Oregon.
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"Left turn signal then quickly turns right. What the hell is that?!!"
Posted 7/10/14
*To my daughter, behind me* "Don't distract me, you know it's very bad to distract the driver when we're moving."
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Nothing.

You are in traffic?
You curse them.
No.
You are traffic.
You are cursing self.
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31 / M / Hemet, California
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Posted 7/12/14
Wow look at this dumb&*^$!

And that is what we call a f*&#)!^ twat.
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"hurry up you dipsh-t''
''CAN YOU BE ANYMORE SLOWER'
''ugh idiots''
''who the hell gave you a license!?''

I usually say that when I'm driving
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22 / M / Canada
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"WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BLINKERS FOR A$$****"

"Why is your blinker still on? We turned left almost a minute ago."

Blinkers are my main cause for concern/road rage.
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M / USA
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"Hay'yayai este trafico is terrible!"

My favorite phrase and perfect for use in the traffic. Is a combination of Cuban Spanish with English and it was told in "GTA: Vice City Stories"
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20 / F / Beyond the Boundary
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Posted 7/12/14
A LOTTA LOTTA SWEARS
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20 / M
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*sighs heavily*
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21 / M / Around
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Bitches gonna get cut
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Posted 7/12/14 , edited 7/12/14
There are fewer obscenities in your average Lewis Black special than my average 45 minute drive.
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26 / F / Spring, TX
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Posted 7/12/14
1) "Some people..."

2) "You can't fix stupid."

3) "What are you doing?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!"

4) "You are going too ****ing slow." (Mind you, I already go just the speed limit. If it says, 65. I'm right around 65 mph..)

5) "Why, no, sir. I don't give a rat's *** about you wanting to get around me."

6) "Idiots. You clearly don't know this area, do you?!"

7) "****ing Dumb***es."
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