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Things You Say While in Traffic
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21 / F / US
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"...I don't have a license."
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25 / M / Somewhere in rura...
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Probably my favorite came while heading to a wreck scene in convoy. The three leads all had lights and sirens, there were 4 POVs mixed with police cars bringing up the rear, and some genius did the right thing at the wrong time. He stopped (pulled to the right) to let our little convoy pass on top of a hill with 0 visibility past the peak. "Why in the heck are you stopping here? Are you Forking trying to kill us all and cause a pile up?"
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F / New York City
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I hope there ain't gonna be any road rage...
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24 / M / B.C, Canada
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I cant drive 55!
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"Fk, I just sped by a cop"
"Oh hey look, my jam!"
"Don't make me downshift *******"
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i grin whenever i get on someone's nerve
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56 / M / Tacoma, WA. wind...
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There is one thing that I say everyday in traffic and I don't even have to censor it, "Stop driving with your rear-view-mirror!"

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22 / F / Hawaii
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I don't drive so nothing but my best friend starts yelling in Patois so I am just laughing in the front seat
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FUCK, retard! Where the fuck are you going?? Retard Town?? *HONK HONK* Who lets these fuckwits have driver's licenses??
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24 / M
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(Just gotta get there on time, that's all.)
(Oh, thank you for signaling.)
(I need a girlfriend.)
(I probably shouldn't worry about a girlfriend right now.)
(Lyrics of the song playing, if I can comprehend them.)
(That would make a great video game spin off/crossover!)
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32 / M / Central KY.
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It's basically the exact same as a Written "Stream of Consciousness", yet it's softly Vocal; right underneath My breathe and usually I'll drum My fingers 'ba-dump...ba-dump' till the Lights change.
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"Yup, I'm definitely going to be late for class again."
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21 / O / US
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PG-13? ...Guess I'll have to go with my subtle phrases.

"THAT IS NOT WHAT WE DO HERE, FRIEND."
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32 / M / So-Cal
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stop F%^&ing texting and get out of the fast lane, SMH,then downshift then initial D around them,
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62 / M / Earth
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"DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE HOMES?"
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