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Ya know... it's in the title... I'm terrible at comebacks when I'm arguing.... Well, one time my sister's best friend was trying to cause drama and drag her into it, she replied "Not my monkey, not my circus" (bruh) Ahem, and another she when someone asks what time it is she'll reply "Time for you to get a watch", she said that and someone else said "Time for you to get a new joke." So, I guess you get my point....
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No, you.
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One time my brother told this one girl off in his class....

They were working in groups of 5-6, the class assignment was if you got stranded on an island with your group what would you do and what would be your role on the island. This one girl (let call her Sarah) was in my brother's group, she wanted to be the leader on the island but in order to become the leader you needed to explain why you should be made leader. Afterwards your group members voted who the leader should be. Sarah was making rude side comments during my brother speech in front of the group. It went like this:

Sarah: What are you going to do to get us off the island, hm?
My brother: What are YOU going to do to get us off the island?
Sarah: ....
My brother: I'm waiting.
Sarah: Build a raft.
My brother: A raft? A raft?! How are we going to build a freaking raft? We are stranded on a desert island.
Sarah: Trees duh.
My brother: We don't have trees on our island!! -Points to drawn map the teacher handed out-

My brother still lost though to Sarah. He lost by one vote because the only other guy in his group couldn't say no to her. xD To make things worst the girl wanted to make my brother the janitor of the island.
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ur mum
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The best comeback in the history of all comebacks is from The Dude in the movie "The Big Lebowski".

The Dude: "Yeah well, you know that's just like a, your opinion man."
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Posted 7/14/14

Raimu4 wrote:

ur mum


Don't forget about "Ur face"
Sogno- 
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Kelestial wrote:


Raimu4 wrote:

ur mum


Don't forget about "Ur face"


literally the best two comebacks
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M / Where you are.
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I just dont think and let a bunch of things run out of my mouth
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F / bed.
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"Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy. Welcome to the real world!"
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"I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you"
"Your mom goes to college "
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Nu uh.
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24 / M / NYC
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i'll never forget this exchange from one of my senior year classes. there was this fat kid (lets call him Eric) and a meat head (lets call him Joe)

Joe: Eric, i swear your tits get bigger every day
Eric: ..........
Joe: No seriously. and they look pretty perky. you wearing a bra?
Eric: dude, just leave me alone
Joe: awwww, is it a touchy subject? im sorry. but answer me this...how does one get that fat?
Eric: if you really want to know, ask your mom. she gives me a dozen donuts every time i fuck her just the way she likes.

fatty proved to be too awesome, and the douche gave him props and left him alone for the rest of the year.
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F / Center of the uni...
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Your mom.
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Your face.

That's what he said..
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You're a [insert random noun or verb from the previous speaker's sentence here]!
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