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Best comeback you've ever heard
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26 / M / Socal
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Posted 7/14/14

FrigidLife wrote:



Nu uh.


Yea huh!
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23 / M / California
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Posted 7/14/14
I know what you are, but what am I?

LOL.
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iLoveBoobies wrote:

I know what you are, but what am I?

LOL.


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Posted 7/14/14 , edited 7/14/14
It takes a _________ to know a ___________. Or simply It takes one to know one
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21 / M
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Posted 7/14/14
"Get on my level!"

"But then I'd be downgrading..."
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23 / M / Crunchyroll HQ
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Baka
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23 / M / Crunchyroll HQ
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Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon
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Person 1: Wow, are you gay or something?
Person 2: Bitch I might be.
Person 1: ...
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24 / F
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26 / M
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Hmmm. I never made empty threats so there was never really a need for a list of comebacks for me.. If I said, "I'm going to beat the crap out of you if you touch me again," and he then touched me... I did exactly that. There was this little douche kid that would go around hitting other boys in the nuts. He got me one day and then tried it again soon after I had warned him. I kicked him so hard he had to be sent home.
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17 / M / Crimson Mage Village
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"The person that calls others ____ is [a] ____ him/herself!"

Maybe not the most effective,
but I still think it's the best-
since you can go back and forth for hours like this.
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23 / M / The null void
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Posted 7/14/14
i was in an ambulance treating a patient in cardiac arrest, there was a fire fighter and paramedic. as i was starting a IV, the fire fighter who was doing compression, told the medic who was bagging to put some more effort into it (jokingly). the medic then processed to stop bagging, and grab the patients mouth and moved it to make it look like it was talking when saying "sorry he put all his effort in your mom last night"

yea its a ur mom joke but when done by a dead guy it was funny as hell
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32 / M
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I guess not so much heard But in College there was this one tutor lets call him John who was always picking on this one kid called Liam and basically what happens is Liam is always like 10 minutes late for his lecture so he made an example of Liam each time and this went on for a while. One day same thing 10 mins late Liam walks in and just as John turns around to make a comment Liam walks towards him arms extended like "Come give me a hug" and john jumps out his seat and backs off. He never bothered to say anything clever after that just told him off for being late XD.
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31 / F
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Me to new guy: What's your name?
guy: My names is ...
me: IT DOES MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!
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23 / M / Crunchyroll HQ
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Posted 7/14/14
Every single sports anime/movie #Mightyducks #Comeback #Annoying #Ippo #Ei-chan #Taiga #IAmNotGoingToKeepHashtagging
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