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Best comeback you've ever heard
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Posted 7/14/14
Me: Do you wear Makeup?
Girl: No
Me: Well you should

Me: Are you a model?
Girl: No
Me: Didn't think so.
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27 / F / New Jersey, USA
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Person A: Dude, where the hell did you come from?

Person B: My mom?!

Person A:
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Well one day this boy keep getting up from the classroom and going back and forth to the bathroom. This was like every 15 minutes. So, the secretary asked the young man why do you keep getting up and leaving the classroom. The young man said I have to go to the restroom. The secretary said, what you have a bladder infection or something? All of a sudden, the boy screamed out loud, No does your mama have a bladder infection? Sadly enough the young man got in trouble. I am sorry that come back was funny everyone in the hallway busted out laughing and I still laugh to this day.
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Posted 7/14/14
"You're a towel!" - Towelie
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"You have the sportsmanship of Luis Suarez"
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26 / M / TORONTO
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if you want your cumback ask your mom!

surprised this one hasn't been done.
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24 / M / AZ
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friend trying to peer pressure me: oooh youre such a pussy

me: you know what they say you are what you eat....ya dick!

everyone:

*i don't think those r technically bad words right?....right?*
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^The common way would be "If I wanted a cumback, I'd get it off your mom's face".
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Kelestial wrote:

One time my brother told this one girl off in his class....

They were working in groups of 5-6, the class assignment was if you got stranded on an island with your group what would you do and what would be your role on the island. This one girl (let call her Sarah) was in my brother's group, she wanted to be the leader on the island but in order to become the leader you needed to explain why you should be made leader. Afterwards your group members voted who the leader should be. Sarah was making rude side comments during my brother speech in front of the group. It went like this:

Sarah: What are you going to do to get us off the island, hm?
My brother: What are YOU going to do to get us off the island?
Sarah: ....
My brother: I'm waiting.
Sarah: Build a raft.
My brother: A raft? A raft?! How are we going to build a freaking raft? We are stranded on a desert island.
Sarah: Trees duh.
My brother: We don't have trees on our island!! -Points to drawn map the teacher handed out-

My brother still lost though to Sarah. He lost by one vote because the only other guy in his group couldn't say no to her. xD To make things worst the girl wanted to make my brother the janitor of the island.


She prob secretly likes him or some nonsense. Sometimes liking someone easily turns to hating them when you don't have the courage to express your actual thoughts and opinions.
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28 / M / St.Louis
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Posted 7/14/14

Pintlasher wrote:

"You're a towel!" - Towelie




Posted 7/15/14
Best comeback ever: "F*** your couch!"

It works in any situation, and it completely throws the other person for a loop.
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22 / F / The Flying Pussyf...
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Thank you have a nice day. *walks off*
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26 / M / Fenix, AZ
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Sogno- wrote:


Kelestial wrote:


Raimu4 wrote:

ur mum


Don't forget about "Ur face"


literally the best two comebacks


Your moms face!!!


You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


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22 / F / The Flying Pussyf...
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Posted 7/15/14
I also like "suck my toes"

Person: ur hair look like an ugly weed
Me: suck my toes! *walks off*

Person: your mother!
Me: suck my toes!

Mom: wash the dishes
Me: suck my toes!
Mom: what did u just say?!
Me: yes mom
Only time it is flawed
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