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...weird, but whatever floats your boat...
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In fact this is hands down the best comeback.

You're killin' me Smalls!
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24 / F / Johnstown, PA, USA
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Essentially half of Dr. House's dialogue in House.
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25 / M / Los Angeles, CA
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From " The 40 Year Old Virgin"

Andy - I may not have had sex but I can still f**k you up.
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GreatLordBalzak wrote:

You're a [insert random noun or verb from the previous speaker's sentence here]!


This is what I do all day, every day.
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That could possible it. However my brother isn't really what you would call a ladies man at all so I kind of doubt it. xD

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Have anyone mention "Yolo" yet?
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Kelestial wrote:



That could possible it. However my brother isn't really what you would call a ladies man at all so I kind of doubt it. xD

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Have anyone mention "Yolo" yet?


Love is one of those weird things lol. I know a few girls with really strange guy preferences. Heck I think you don't even always need a reason to like someone. It just sorta happens. Like the quote in your profile, "Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see it."

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ImpureThoughts wrote:


Kelestial wrote:



That could possibly be it. However my brother isn't really what you would call a ladies man at all so I kind of doubt it. xD

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Have anyone mention "Yolo" yet?


Love is one of those weird things lol. I know a few girls with really strange guy preferences. Heck I think you don't even always need a reason to like someone. It just sorta happens. Like the quote in your profile, "Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see it."



True. Very true. Perhaps she did like him.
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"At least she gets more p&[email protected] than you"
My friend's response to someone who was joking about his lesbian sister.
Posted 7/15/14
"Why are you crying?"
"Why are you shrinking?!"

An argument between George and his mom in the George Lopez show
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My mind is on my money and my money is on my mind.
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Me and one of my ex's sisters were arguing over why it's so damn hard for me to keep a girl and came to the conclusion that I'm too nice and therefore super easy to take advantage of.

I said,"Why do I keep attracting lying deceitful whores?"

Her response was, "You don't attract lying deceitful whores, you make them."
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whenever some one tries to pick a fight with me by saying "you wanna go?!" I always respond with "lets go, I know where I live" and than walk away as they proceed to try and process what i said
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Insult: "You are what you eat."
Comeback: "So I must be your mom."

Nasty but hilarious at the same time.

Or:

Insult: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Comback: "You're welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm."

Maybe I'm just corny. LOL.
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TheOMGTrain wrote:

Insult: "You are what you eat."
Comeback: "So I must be your mom."

Nasty but hilarious at the same time.

Or:

Insult: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Comback: "You're welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm."

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Those are probably the best comebacks ever
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