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(guys) You discover that a beautiful woman is stalking you. What do you do?
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30 / M / Marshall, Michigan
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Posted 7/17/14
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You discover that a beautiful woman is stalking you. What do you do?
Posted 7/17/14 , edited 12/10/14
Jerk off to horse porn. If she carries on stalking, she's a keeper.
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20 / F / UK
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Posted 7/17/14
why just for guys
what if a beautiful woman is stalking me
i lay out traps
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30 / M / Marshall, Michigan
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Posted 7/17/14

stridersix wrote:

why just for guys
what if a beautiful woman is stalking me
i lay out traps


Lol, you a make great point on grounds that that's hilarious!
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21 / M / The Void
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Posted 7/17/14
I'd be overjoyed! She's probably about as close to Yuno as I can get.
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25 / F / New Jersey, USA
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Posted 7/17/14

stridersix wrote:

why just for guys
what if a beautiful woman is stalking me
i lay out traps


Best. Comment. Ever.
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It doesn't matter.
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Posted 7/17/14
Lay traps, then help her be a better stalker by telling her how I found out about her.
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30 / M / Central KY.
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Posted 7/18/14
None of the above...I'm going to check Myself in to the Psych unit, because obviously I'm seeing things.
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28 / M / socal
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Posted 8/3/14
traps. after she is caught ill ask what she is doing, over a glass of wine.
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23 / M / Texas
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Posted 8/3/14
I would just ask what on earth she is doing. Granted i'm taken, but if i wasn't i might consider her.
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Posted 8/3/14 , edited 8/9/14
Lady stalkers can be crazier than male ones.

So a word of advice: RUN! Run away!







Horse porn might work too, though.
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Posted 8/7/14
Ask her out !!!!!!!! Hehe....By ask her out, I mean, if she wants to become friends! I always wondered since she won't leave me alone, let's be friends! Wanna watch anime together!!!!!???...That's what I'd do
Posted 10/23/14
If it was a beautiful man, I'd still tell him to leave.
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31 / M / Minnesota, USA
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Posted 10/23/14
Ask her if she's yandere, then sick my yandere wife on her ass :D:D:D
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Posted 10/24/14
Is stalking her back an option? I wonder how that would even work...
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