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(guys) You discover that a beautiful woman is stalking you. What do you do?
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24 / M / Pretoria, South A...
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Posted 10/24/14
I don't care how hot she is.. that is hella creepy!! :O
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33 / M / Baltimore, MD
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Posted 10/24/14
Call the cops. Doesn't matter who it is, if I'm being stalked - I'm calling the cops.
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19 / F / London
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Posted 10/24/14

IndistinctCredence wrote:

I'd be overjoyed! She's probably about as close to Yuno as I can get.


YUNO GASAI <3
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25 / M / The Velvet Room
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Posted 10/24/14
Id disappear from her sight one day then approach from behind and ask her what she's doing.
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Posted 10/24/14
I generally turn around slowly, ask my wife what I did wrong, and would she please put down the knife.
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31 / M / Minnesota, USA
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Acoleth wrote:

I generally turn around slowly, ask my wife what I did wrong, and would she please put down the knife.


Awww that shoulda been my answer! Well done!
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Frenzify wrote:

Is stalking her back an option? I wonder how that would even work...


Ever seen a dog chase it's tail?
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22 / M / Academy city
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Posted 10/24/14
I'd lay out some traps for her, besides having a beautiful stalker would be pretty interesting.
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19 / M / CT, USA
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I lay out traps like if it was a Home Alone movie
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26 / M / San Diego, CA
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Posted 10/24/14
You bump uglies of course, It's obviously the only option.
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Posted 10/24/14
I'd lay traps and catch a glimpse of her panties when she slips.
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17 / F / In a rain cloud,...
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Posted 10/24/14
Is it an option to hide in a trash can or something? Or is this an incredibly incredible stalker lady that will never lose sight of you?
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20 / M / Earth
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Posted 10/27/14
turn around and say "Sorry Mizore Shirayuki is the only stalker I want."
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Posted 10/27/14 , edited 10/27/14
Waste the chance till she finds someone else, ending you up in a foreveralone friendzone..
*sob*
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