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My brother: "Hey, what are you doing?". Me: "Hey, What's it look like I'm doing? ".
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Lol, she sounded so serious as well..
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Me :making a mural

Stranger walks by and asks: Wow what are u doing?

Me: What does it look like.

Stranger:....(in deep thought)..Painting

Me:There u go.
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They aren't really to me, but they were stupid and funny none the less. There was this one girl I had in several classes in high school. She said the stupidest things I think I've ever heard and insisted on trying to answer questions, I have no fucking clue how she was in AP classes. We did get a lot of inside class jokes from her though. One time, after spending a week reading Antigone in class we were taking the test over it, after it was over, she loudly proclaimed "That Anti-gone test was hard!". She wasn't joking, she was dead serious. It took a bit for what she said to sink in, not only was the test easy, but she had apparently lost the ability to pronounce the most said word in class for the last week. After that, the word Antigone (apparently now some new form of shape) was never once pronounced correctly by students from that class again.

Another good example was when in a history class the teacher asked "Who is the first man to sail around the world?" to which my friend loudly announced "BOB MARLEY!!1!". He was joking, but that got some funny ass reactions.

My personal favorite was when a different history teacher (also the track coach) had a track meeting later that day and was running behind. She was all panicky and on edge when one of my friends told her across the room in a soothing voice "Don't worry, every storm runs out of rain." Everyone stopped for a second before they died laughing.
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"Whats so great about modern games? you modern moron! (or moran)"
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"How do you copy paste" - when "this person" asked me this, I was like are you retarded..
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A little background: I'm an Air National Guard Weather Forecaster, which means that one weekend every month and a separate two week period sometime throughout the year I get activated to forecast the weather for military missions. I consider this my part time job because essentially it is. (My full time job is as a systems administrator for the DoD)

After telling people about my Weather Forecasting gig, I will get the dumbest questions, such as:

Person: "So what's the weather going to be like 8 months from now in Vladivostok, Russia?"

Me: "There's going to be a 50-50 chance of cloudy conditions." *Like I'm supposed to accurately know what the weather is going to be like 8 months from now half-way across the world. *

Person: "Wow, that's amazing. How do you do that?"

Me:






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I got a lot of stupid questions while working at a calendar kiosk a few years back.
Customer: Why are you charging me $10.21 for this calendar it's labeled $9.99
Me: It's a sales tax sir and the label says $9.99+tax.
Customer: That's deceitful if you label something under $10 I shouldn't have to pay more than $10.
Me: I'm sorry sir but there's a sales tax for everything you buy.
Customer leaves and doesn't buy anything.

Here's another one.
Customer: I'm here to return a calendar.
Me: Sir, I can't give you a refund for this calendar.
Customer: Why not?
Me: The receipt says that this calendar was purchased over a month ago and you've opened it. You've even written in it.
Customer: SO? I've decided I don't want it anymore it was my money that paid for it so I should be able to get it back if I don't want it anymore.
Me: Sorry sir, it's store policy I can't give a refund on a calendar that's passed the 14-day return window nor can I refund a calendar that's been opened.
Customer: That is not right! Am I going to have to get the police involved in this? You want to be arrested for trying to scam me?
Me: I'm sorry sir I can't give you a refund.
Customer: Okay I guess I'll have to call the police then.
Me: Go ahead sir and have a nice day.

That job made me hate Christmas shoppers.
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CoffeeGodEddy wrote:

Apparently, I've been told I'm going to Hell for being an atheist. Lol.


same here xD but remember the irony in their statement, what hell?
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suhamagirl wrote:

"You still watch cartoons?"


This!
Anime related but not addressed to me:
"I hate how popular Code Geass is it's so dumb and over-the-top! Star Driver is so much better."
"LOL Why are you watching a kids show?" (Somebody to somebody else while watching One Piece)

Not anime related:
I've been told that I wasn't a Christian by somebody I didn't really know and hadn't really spoken to. I honestly don't know what prompted her to say that, but I am a Christian. When I tried to tell her I so, she argued with me that I wasn't.

Another time I was told by a teacher that she thought my name was something different. When I told her what my name was she made a joke. Then the school started sending home papers with the name she thought I had. I was in middle school, I should bloody well hope I knew what my name was by MIDDLE SCHOOL. Why these morons thought I misspelled my own name in every paper I signed I have no idea. They never sorted it out for me, and my sister had the same problem.
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Lately like seven people have asked me if I'm going to sell my various collections because since I am going to college it is "time to grow up". My model horse collection has been the most popular target.

Statements have included "You're getting rid of these, right? When you're an adult you can't keep doing stuff like this."

Sorry, last time I checked being an adult doesn't mean not having any fun
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What kind of Asian are you?-Facepalm-
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*in the cafeteria at work a spontaneous conversation begins out of nowhere like this*

Lady: "Hey, what are you?"
Me: "......"
Lady: "Like, what are you?"
Me: "Um...."
Lady: "Like where did you come from?"
Me: "Uh... I was born in New York"
Lady: "No, like where did your people come from?"
Me: (Just realized she was trying to ask my ethnicity) "Oh, I'm half Irish and half Polish"
Lady: "Really? I thought you was Chinese or something."
Me: "....."
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This is something stupid that both myself and the person I was arguing with said.
I do regret it...


Person (idiot): "Hey, what'cha readin?"
Me: "Lucky*Star."
Person (idiot): "This is a girly a-nee-may! There's only girls there!"
Me: "Yes, I know that. I'm not blind, or stupid" (like a certain someone...)
Person (idiot): "Why're you readin a girly a-nee-may? Are you gay?"
Me: "Actually, the target demographic for this manga is males aged around 16-33 ish."
Person (idiot): "You mean for gay people!"
Me: "Did you even hear what I just,"
Person (idiot): "You should do something manly, like FOOTBALL!"
Me: "How am I supposed to run around and kick a ball when it's raining outside?"
Person (idiot): "No, are you stupid? I said FOOTBALL!"
Me [ahh, he means american football...]: "You know, girls play football, too."
Person (idiot): "No they don't! FOOTBALL is a sport for guys!"
Me [ignoring his inaccurate and sexist remark]: "And Lucky*Star is a manga for guys (and girls), too."
Person (idiot): "How can a a-nee-may with nothing but girls not be gay?"
Me (getting annoyed): "Look, cute girls doing cute things is actually a,"
Person (idiot): "A-nee-may is gay! Only gay people like watching fake gay girls instead of that hot blonde,"
Me (idiot) "DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN HENTAI TO YOU, TOO?!!!"
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