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Well, I asked the teacher assistant with assignment for government class and she literally said, "this is just as hard as Mickey Mouse.'' What the hell does that even mean!?
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21 / M / Stockton, England
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I remember my brother (who for the most part is bats**t crazy to begin with) in a rather heated but silly argument with myself and my Dad using the phrase 'If God comes they'll be Hell to pay!' (in full BRIAN BLESSED style of voice) A few seconds of silence later we all figured out that made no sense and burst out laughing.
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M / Holland
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Posted 7/21/14
''You need to make friends''
Guess according to that person, I apparently don't have em'

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22 / M / Los Angeles
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"Where's the state of China?"


No joke, a girl asked me that in International Relations/Governments. I guess by state she sort of got it correct (nation-state system). Asking where China is was taking it profoundly beyond basic geography, that's too hard even for us college students (sarcasm here, for those it eludes), but genuinely believing it is a state belonging to the US is just begging to be called an idiot. It was even in the course name.
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33 / M / Florida
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Posted 7/21/14
With an empty plate in front of me at a restaurant, asked by the server: "Are you done with your food?"
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19 / M
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Posted 7/21/14
(Person): Hey, can you speak African for me?

(Me): What?

(Person): You know, SPEAK AFRICAN .

(Me): "African" is not a language. It's as if I told you to speak North American.

(Person): Well everyone does speaks American here.

(Me): W-what ?

^ This happens allot more than you think.

Others like " Did you live in a hut?" often pop up for time to time. -.-
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22 / M / The Cosmos
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Posted 7/21/14
"you're different than most black people because you seem intelligent."

"you're white washed because you're smart"

"I don't consider you black because you don't talk black."

etc., etc., etc.
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Posted 7/21/14 , edited 7/21/14
"Are Burritos delicious?"
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F / The Far Shore
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Posted 7/21/14 , edited 7/21/14
girl in my school: omg do you curl your hair EVERY SINGLE DAY?????????? do you ever wear your hair natural?

my hair is naturally curly. that's why it's curly every day. you're welcome.

someone: why did you cut your hair? why did you dye your hair? why did you ___?

idk probably because i wanted to

another girl in my school: you look sick/sad are you okay?

yes i'm just not wearing makeup
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102 / Candyland
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Posted 7/22/14
"Do sharks live in the forest?" I swear to god someone did ask me this. I thought she was joking cause she was "credited" around with being a "top btch" but she was very serious.
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23 / M / A suburban town i...
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Posted 7/22/14
"Attack on Titan is a good anime!!"

"The Purge was a good movie!"

"Use Shadow Sneak!!" (referring to Aegislash on pokemon x and y)
Posted 7/22/14
Co-Worker- "My computer isn't turning on"
Me-" You need to push the power button to turn it on......".

Co-worker- "how do you print?"
Me- " ctrl and P or right click 'print'......".

Went to the store and buying Beer:
Cashier- " Can you recite you date of birth?"
My thoughts (umm slide the card to verify dude and really?! whats next? you want me to recite everything on my licence?) " umm sure.......".
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22 / M / MS
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Posted 7/22/14 , edited 7/22/14

XXpoisonivyXX wrote:

Co-Worker- "My computer isn't turning on"
Me-" You need to push the power button to turn it on......".

Co-worker- "how do you print?"
Me- " ctrl and P or right click 'print'......".

Went to the store and buying Beer:
Cashier- " Can you recite you date of birth?"
My thoughts (umm slide the card to verify dude and really?! whats next? you want me to recite everything on my licence?) " umm sure.......".


Umm I had this one bitch lol:

her:"Can you recite your birthday"
Me:"Yus"
her:"Okay good, now your address"
Me:(wtf is this 20 question? slide the card...)"Yus"
her:"Now your license number."
Me:"Can you tell me Your license number, slide the card please."

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Posted 7/22/14
As a Canadian.

are cops do not all run around on horses, we do actually get a summer, yes our healthcare system works just fine, our military does not in fact revolve around a guy named bob and his hockey stick, yes the rest of Canada thinks Quebec can suck it. we are pretty hockey obsessed though that one is true. and countless other idiocy lmao. most of it is asked as a joke but there are a few that think this s**t is true
Posted 7/22/14

thaknowhow wrote:


XXpoisonivyXX wrote:

Co-Worker- "My computer isn't turning on"
Me-" You need to push the power button to turn it on......".

Co-worker- "how do you print?"
Me- " ctrl and P or right click 'print'......".

Went to the store and buying Beer:
Cashier- " Can you recite you date of birth?"
My thoughts (umm slide the card to verify dude and really?! whats next? you want me to recite everything on my licence?) " umm sure.......".


Umm I had this one bitch lol:

her:"Can you recite your birthday"
Me:"Yus"
her:"Okay good, now your address"
Me:(wtf is this 20 question? slide the card...)"Yus"
her:"Now your license number."
Me:"Can you tell me Your license number, slide the card please."



lmao xD isnt it stupid though? Who has their Number memorized? When I was a cashier I just looked at them then the card and just slide the card xD geez..
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