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Post Reply The best joke/comeback you can think of
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Posted 7/28/14
The only comeback (or joke) I can think of is "you were born in a highway and that's where most accidents happen"
What's yours??
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21 / M / California
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I dunno, I can't think of any they just kind of come to me on the fly, you know what I mean?
Posted 7/28/14 , edited 7/28/14
kinda spontanious i sppose.
i like your avatar OP
Posted 7/28/14 , edited 7/28/14
"Fuck off."

It combats everything.
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26 / M / Waterloo, Ontario
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Posted 7/28/14
Your a faggot.
Posted 7/28/14

DesuMaiden wrote:

Your a faggot.


NICE ONE! :')

Also, for those people who get called fat

"I'm fat, you're ugly. And no amount of dieting could help you with that" ;D
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26 / M / Socal
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"Don't flatter yourself"


Depends on situations
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A friend showed me the cover for "Miracle Train: Oedo-sen e Youkoso" and I said "Do they have a jingle? Cuz I'm lovin it."

I received a well deserved face-palm.
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I'm pretty tall IRL.
So I'll get a lot of "HEY YOU'RE TALL DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL???!!!" (which I did but it's 90% of the openers people say to me)
So my response is usually along the lines of "Hey you're short, do you play mini-golf?"

Works like a charm
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22 / M / California, USA
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Posted 7/29/14
Hmm... I can think of a few that involve profanity, but for a "safe" comeback, I've said "I'd be offended if you were worth anything" toward those who try to put me down. Similarly, I've also said "You're the only thing I could buy & sell only to lose profit." I've met my fair share of rudeness, but I've kindly returned their favor~

Honestly, the best comeback is no comeback at all: that's the offenders' main goal after all. If you demonstrate that they haven't fazed you, then they become the foolish. Then again, throwing in some sassy comeback can be fun, too.
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Pardon the dirt in this one...

"That was a terrible/nice comeback."

"Yeah, I'll come on your mom's back."

Had to say it.
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"your mom"
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40 / M / Where the heart is
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Him: You don't do anywhere close to the amount of work I do!

Me: Of course not! I wish I could do that little, while watching everyone else do your job!
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Whenever someone tries to combat my "your mom" with "My mom's dead," I simply say one of the following:

1.) That's right! Because I fucked her to death!

2.) Damn dude, I know she was walking funny when I left last night, but that's extreme.
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"Thanks"
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