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Posted 7/29/14 , edited 7/5/15

Rohzek wrote:

1.) That's right! Because I fucked her to death!





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To all those guys who make something sound dirty by saying "That's what she said!"

NOT TO YOU!
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Remember girls, when someone asks you to make a sandwich, the best thing to come back with is a sandwich
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Klein1996 wrote:

Remember girls, when someone asks you to make a sandwich, the best thing to come back with is a sandwich


If I were a girl, I'd come back with the sandwich and eat it right in front of you.
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Posted 7/29/14 , edited 7/29/14

firefox39 wrote:


Klein1996 wrote:

Remember girls, when someone asks you to make a sandwich, the best thing to come back with is a sandwich


If I were a girl, I'd come back with the sandwich and eat it right in front of you.


Then I'd comeback with a pistol and shoot you in the head
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Posted 7/29/14 , edited 8/24/15

Klein1996 wrote:


firefox39 wrote:


Klein1996 wrote:

Remember girls, when someone asks you to make a sandwich, the best thing to come back with is a sandwich


If I were a girl, I'd come back with the sandwich and eat it right in front of you.


Then I'd comeback with a pistol and shoot you in the head


And you'd still have to make your own damn sandwich. You lose either way.
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Posted 7/29/14

firefox39 wrote:


Klein1996 wrote:


firefox39 wrote:


Klein1996 wrote:

Remember girls, when someone asks you to make a sandwich, the best thing to come back with is a sandwich


If I were a girl, I'd come back with the sandwich and eat it right in front of you.


Then I'd comeback with a pistol and shoot you in the head


And you'd still have to make your own damn sandwich. You lose either way.


Fuck my life
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nou.
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Posted 7/29/14
Please excuse the language.

This happened to me once
I was laying down when my brother spread his legs over my head

Me: "Get out of here, what are you doing".
Brother: "Nano Machines son"
Me: "Yeah your dick is a nano machine"
Posted 7/29/14
Insult: You suck!
Comeback: and you swallow ;)

Insult: Fail!
Comeback: No one asked for your life story
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Posted 7/29/14 , edited 7/5/15

Klein1996 wrote:

Remember girls, when someone asks you to make a sandwich, the best thing to come back with is a sandwich




lol i got nothing!
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Posted 7/29/14

DesuMaiden wrote:

Your a faggot.


and then the better comeback. The battlecry of the internet grammar Nazi





You're*
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If I wanted my comeback I'd wipe it off your mum's face OP.


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Posted 7/29/14

MrHalligan wrote:

If I wanted my comeback I'd wipe it off your mum's face OP.


Why am I here, am I 14...


i fk'd ur mum
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Posted 7/29/14 , edited 7/29/14

Ink-e wrote:


MrHalligan wrote:

If I wanted my comeback I'd wipe it off your mum's face OP.


Why am I here, am I 14...


i fk'd ur mum


WHY DOES EVERY 14 YEAR OLD FUCK MY MUM.

I bet your k/d ratio isn't even like 2.0 kid, u suk.
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