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Posted 8/1/14 , edited 8/1/14
In class once we were doing an activity to stop bullying, and I thought we we're actually making up comebacks so the first thing I wrote down on the sheet was: ' At least I don't watch yum yum teddy-bear 24/7'
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Posted 8/1/14
My go to one....

'Y'know, I have a part of my body that spews the same stuff your mouth does, but it's in my pants.'
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Posted 9/19/14
i think of em spontaneously.

Posted 10/8/14
"k."
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Posted 10/8/14
Comeback: There was a spot on your mum's butt, and it grew and grew into you (only when someone is being extremely annoying).
Comeback: Yeah, good joke. Although the telling of took longer than Pirates of the Caribbean 3 (I stole this one from Ricky Gervais, but it still packs a punch).

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Posted 10/8/14
"Your ass must be jealous of your mouth because of the way it spits out so much shit."
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20 / M / Zion, IL, USA
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Posted 10/8/14 , edited 12/1/15
When arguing to see who is right between me and a dumbass...
"Forget it. I don't have the time nor the crayons to explain it to you."
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19 / M / California
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Posted 10/9/14
u wot m7 i smack you right in the jib i swear on me mum
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17 / M / Playing Joust
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Posted 10/9/14
"I hid the body under the cabbage patch"
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21 / M / The Netherlands
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Posted 10/9/14 , edited 7/5/15
''ur mum''
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Posted 10/9/14
If I wanted a good comeback, I'd just scrape some of mine out of your mom's mouth.
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M / Earth
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Posted 10/9/14
"You're a dumb ass"

And so was your dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
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Posted 10/10/14
How has no one posted this classic yet?

"Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!"



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26 / M / Cape Coral, FL
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Posted 10/10/14 , edited 7/5/15
i usually laugh with them, because their ignorance is what is the real joke xD
But, I'm not quick enough to come up with responses. When I do, it's about 3 hours later LOL
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Posted 10/10/14
When I worked at taco bell a coworker got a prank phone call asking if we had penis tacos. He just told them "sorry we just sold the last one to your mom" and hung up.
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