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People used to always assume I was Canadian. I seriously think it had to do with how I used to wear flannels. IDK if there is some Canada=Flannel stereotype, but I've never had anyone make that assumption about me since I've started shaving more and stopped wearing flannels
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AttackOnTitties1 wrote:


Dubnoman wrote:


AttackOnTitties1 wrote:

Canada here, can I offer you folks some beer? How about some poutine and Timmy's?




American here, change the offer to putang and titties and then you have a deal.

#attackontitties #attackonputang


We get all your fast food up here, care to take that back and give us some American putang and tittes? Sorry that my first offer wasn't good enough...




We'll send you 500 beach babes from Long Beach California and 500 beach babes from the beaches of Miami, but we want the maple syrup.


That's right ALL OF IT



Failure to comply will result in hunks and studs instead. You've been warned.
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Watch out, you don't want to anger the Canadians with your stereotypes. They might protest against it.



I'm a lot apathetic.



Ah! Your look of disdain! So great! -Squirms in place.-
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Sorry were having a Maple Syrup deficit right now, some ass hats stole 30M dollars worth in Quebec not too long ago (serious)


That explains so much. Some cultists tried to summon some of my pals into the world with a ton of maple syrup. Now Dagon keeps inviting me over for pancakes. I mean....yeah....I like pancakes.....but seriously. You have prime cultist flesh and you offer your guests pancakes? That's like....really rude.
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AttackOnTitties1 wrote:

Sorry were having a Maple Syrup deficit right now, some ass hats stole 30M dollars worth in Quebec not too long ago (serious)




Enjoy your sausagefest. We'll send the studs to Canada.

#attackonboners #attackontesties



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AttackOnTitties1 wrote:

Sorry were having a Maple Syrup deficit right now, some ass hats stole 30M dollars worth in Quebec not too long ago (serious)


That explains so much. Some cultists tried to summon some of my pals into the world with a ton of maple syrup. Now Dagon keeps inviting me over for pancakes. I mean....yeah....I like pancakes.....but seriously. You have prime cultist flesh and you offer your guests pancakes? That's like....really rude.


I think your mistaken his gesture, cultist flesh tastes best with maple syrup, ask him for some cultist :3
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I think your mistaken his gesture, cultist flesh tastes best with maple syrup, ask him for some cultist :3


I don't know, don't you think that would be rude? Scorning his gesture that is pancakes?
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Dubnoman wrote:


AttackOnTitties1 wrote:

Sorry were having a Maple Syrup deficit right now, some ass hats stole 30M dollars worth in Quebec not too long ago (serious)




Enjoy your sausagefest. We'll send the studs to Canada.

#attackonboners #attackontesties





Dude... This is Canada that's not a problem, in fact a lot of us are happy about it.


Yes that's a military vehicle in a gay pride parade
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Posted 8/16/14

Phersu wrote:


AttackOnTitties1 wrote:

I think your mistaken his gesture, cultist flesh tastes best with maple syrup, ask him for some cultist :3


I don't know, don't you think that would be rude? Scorning his gesture that is pancakes?


Pancakes is limbo for cannibalism up here... I've never had any real pancakes in my life.
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AttackOnTitties1 wrote:

Dude... This is Canada that's not a problem, in fact a lot of us are happy about it.


Yes that's a military vehicle in a gay pride parade :)




Yeah, in all seriousness, Canada is probably better than America in a lot of ways. Glad that Canada isn't so uptight about such things. In America, far too many people are way too uptight about such things. And our world of politics is both like, out of control + a bunch of kindergarteners. And we are obsessed with guns and are out of control with violence.

'Murica

So back to square one...sure, I'll take that beer and some poutine.

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Yeah, in all seriousness, Canada is probably better than America in a lot of ways. Glad that Canada isn't so uptight about such things. In America, far too many people are way too uptight about such things. And our world of politics is both like, out of control + a bunch of kindergarteners. And we are obsessed with guns and are out of control with violence.

'Murica

So back to square one...sure, I'll take that beer and some poutine.



Be polite + Be persistent = We get are way in the end (repeat for world domination?)

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AttackOnTitties1 wrote:

Be polite + Be persistent = We get are way in the end (repeat for world domination?)




Well, like that one guy on page one said...


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I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords, eh.

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Dubnoman

Well, like that one guy on page one said...


BlueOni wrote:

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords, eh.



But but he used eh wrong... > "That's a nice roof, eh?"
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AttackOnTitties1 wrote:


Dubnoman

Well, like that one guy on page one said...


BlueOni wrote:

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords, eh.



But but he used eh wrong... > "That's a nice roof, eh?"



I believe the Canadian Overlords will be able to correct him. There is hope yet for him.
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