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That's good enough to be counted as a laugh. Video too long; not gonna watch the rest.


There was a pastor who noticed that in his community, a certain successful lawyer never gave any money to the church. He decided that in order to redecorate his--sorry I meant God's--house he would ask for a donation. So the pastor went over to the lawyer and gave a pitch about how the church needs money for this and that project and would the lawyer consider helping.

The lawyer listened to the whole thing before speaking: "Do you know that my mother has stage four cancer, and the insurance refuses to cover any more of her expenses?" "I'm sorry," the pastor started but the lawyer kept going "Or that my brother just lost his job? Do you know that after the death of my cousin, my uncle took to drink and we only recently found him wandering among the homeless of the city?"

"I did not," said the pastor.

"And if I gave them nothing, what makes you think I'd help you?"
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