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Post Reply The correct way to answer the phone.
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M / (P'.')-o *wham*...
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Posted 3/30/15
Hmmm, there isn't a hello?!
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M / Tralfamadore
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Posted 3/31/15
Waddo you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 4/1/15
I don't even detect half the calls I get, I don't even realize often till long after the person has called that they called me at all. My phone is always on silent
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Posted 4/1/15
Typically just hello. In the event I'm expecting an important phone call from someone who wouldn't be in my contacts, I generally say "Hello, this is [my name]. Who is this?" until said phone call passes.
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F / Edo
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Posted 4/1/15
Usually if it's someone I don't know I say..

"I hid the body.. what now." --they never call again.
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38 / M / Texas
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Posted 4/2/15
If my phone rings i don't know you cuzz most people text me lol
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28 / F / Philippines
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Posted 4/2/15

for me, saying "hello" is the right one, then hung up if you don't know the person.
just simple as that!
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Posted 4/2/15
phone rings

phone rings agin

checkes who it is

donesn't care and ignores the call

puts phone on silent

goes back to watch more anime

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Posted 4/2/15
On our phone we check the caller ID first, because if you answer the phone and it's one of those telemarketers, by answering the phone you're basically telling them to call you several times a day. xD

But if it seems like a legitment enough number. (actually has someone name on it, even if Idk the person) I'll answer the phone with "hello~" xD
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Posted 4/3/15
I usually just say Hello with .... etc, but sometimes I don't feel like talking so I just say nothing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Posted 4/3/15
Answer the phone?!?!?!?!?! what kind of sorcery is this!
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Posted 4/3/15
You don't. And if it's important enough, they'll leave a voicemail. Then you call back. ;o
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Posted 4/3/15
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Posted 4/3/15 , edited 4/3/15
Best voicemail message should be that line from Taken:

"I don't know who you are, and I don't know why you're doing this. But I will find you....and I will kill you." Then follow up by saying "Please leave your name and number after the tone!"

Here's one I do to my friends: "City Morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em!"
Posted 4/3/15 , edited 4/3/15
Hello, is there anybody in there? Then you get umms and hmms and you turn it off, they call again and you wait for them to speak... (pretend nothing happened). Ooor you can start with screaming out, "I'VE NEVER HAD DINNER WITH THE PRESIDENT!"
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