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Make them funny, and keep 'em clean.


Redneck: Are you my cousin, cause I want to marry you.

Black guy: Ey girl, dem thighs come with a side cornbread?

Jihadist: Allahu akbar, you make me want to make you convert.
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50 / Bite the pillow.
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If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
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My personal favourite:

Is your name Wi-fi?

Because I can really feel a connection.
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18 / M / England
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Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.
Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.
Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?
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did you fall from heaven? 'cause your face looks pretty screwed up
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21 / F / Up North
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If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
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21 / M / AR
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If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I'd still be poor.
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If you were a booger I would pick you first.
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28 / M / South East Ohio, USA
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Posted 8/21/14 , edited 8/21/14
"Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams."

That's the best I can remember right now
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Posted 8/21/14 , edited 8/21/14
"Say girl I'll be ash ketchum, if you'll be ass throwin"


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28 / M / South East Ohio, USA
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Posted 8/21/14

Noodle1Graffiti wrote:

"Say girl I'll be ash ketchum, if you'll be ass throwin"




Next anime con I'm working security at, I'll be sure to use that. Now I need to dry my keyboard from the water that I spit into it.
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Posted 8/21/14 , edited 8/21/14


YES! I got a laugh! Lol Goodluck man!
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23 / M / US
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Posted 8/21/14

devouringdragons wrote:

My personal favourite:

Is your name Wi-fi?

Because I can really feel a connection.


Hahaha That one's new to me

A bad one I've heard...

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
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Mhmmm... how about this!

"Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

and if that doesn't work then its time to use the shovel!
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28 / M / Omnipresent
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Nice Dress! Can I talk You out of it?

Hahah...terrible.
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