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Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers~ is the only one that comes to mind
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20 / F / Beyond the Boundary
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Are you from Tennessee because youre the only....

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•If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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If i was a fly, I would be all over you. cuz you're the shit
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My buddy is still going out with the girl he used this one on.

"This was just a regular tub before you got in."
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25 / M / Under your skin.
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Posted 8/25/14
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31 / M / Central KY.
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Posted 8/25/14
"Lovin' is only a light-switch away!"

HAW HAW...Turrrible.
Posted 8/25/14
Hey girl! Let me squirtle on them jigglypuffs.
Posted 8/25/14

zskater101 wrote:

If i was a fly, I would be all over you. cuz you're the shit


Hih hih hih hih hiiiiih hih hih hih
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26 / F / New Jersey, USA
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Posted 8/25/14
If you were an IPhone, I just wanna touch all over you.
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21 / M / Cali
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Posted 8/25/14 , edited 10/4/14
The word of today is legs...so lets go back to your place and spread the word!
Posted 8/25/14
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be 


I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. 


Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope! 
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17 / M / Earth
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Posted 8/25/14 , edited 8/25/14
Roses are red. Violets are blue, Poems are hard, And so am I

If you were me my sister, Incest would be amazing right now.

Hope these aren't too dirty.
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Posted 8/25/14
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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20 / M / Fukang, Xinjiang,...
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Posted 8/25/14 , edited 1/19/15
Went on a few watersports tours with my school, and when canoeing the ardeche we'd have to say a pick up line in order to get lunch. So most people go with cheesy or obvious ones, but there was this (frankly quite odd) kid, who was quiet and quite weird sometimes.

He had no idea what to say to get his lunch, so one of the older guys behind him in the line told him what to use. Needless to say, everyone was rather surprised when this kid looked the canoe guide straight in the eye and said;
"I like my woman like I like my meat. Dead."

Everyone was like WHAAAAAAAA THIS KID :O It was super inappropriate >_< (not actually meant by any party either, just clearing that up!)

He had no idea what he'd said really, but it was quite funny in the end.
(He got his sandwich in the end though)
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