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Hairbelly wrote:

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.


i laughed for days
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Posted 8/25/14
saw a comedian make this joke, on more than one occasion i have bet people to use this.

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I could get in to sports, but I'd rather get into you...
Posted 8/25/14
Are you Goggle? Because you have everything I'm searching for.
You make my software turn into hardware.
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Posted 8/25/14 , edited 8/25/14
"They call me [insert name here], but you can call me tonight."

"Nice top, what material is it? Feels like girlfriend material to me."

(In a crowded bar) "Hey...I don't usually do this...but...can you move out of the way so I can order something?"
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25 / M / Los Angeles, CA
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Posted 8/25/14
Are you from Jamaica?
Cause Jamaican me crazy!
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Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person. So I'll just let the first 3 words of this sentence say it for me.

I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!

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Posted 8/25/14 , edited 8/25/14
"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock."

"I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours."

"Just remember: To you, I am a virgin."

"My d*ck just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your a**?"

Or are these to dirty?
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22 / M / Canada
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Posted 8/25/14
Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

Did it hurt?... When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?
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26 / M / California
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"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!"

"Did you eat Lucky Charms today? Because you're magically delicious"
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25 / F / New Jersey, USA
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"Hey baby, how's about you make me your Lance Armstrong and let me ride you like a bicycle?"
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20 / M / Tennessee
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"Do you buy your pants on sale? Because they be 100% off at my place."
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26 / F / Los Angeles, CA
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Posted 8/25/14
There's a whole ton but I like dem geeky ones...




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23 / M / The Land of the Free
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Posted 8/25/14 , edited 8/25/14
I came up with all of these myself:

Are you from Georgia? Because you're on my mind.

Are you from New Mexico? Because you're a land of enchantment.

Have you been to Seattle? Well, you can visit my Space Needle.

Are you a runway? Because I've got a fighter jet waiting to land.

Can you drive a car? Because you're burning my rubber.

Are you a bull? Because you're making my stocks rise.
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Posted 8/25/14
ugh one of my buddies tried to use this one

Guy: Hey do you like Apples
Girl: Yeah
Guy: You wanna F**k how do you like them apples.

Needless to say he got slapped pretty hard.
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