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26 / M / Beside Andromeda...
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Posted 8/25/14
Girl, your legs must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day.
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Posted 10/4/14
Did you just pass gas, because you just blew me away.
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Posted 10/4/14
Dick: I'm into your kind
Posted 10/4/14 , edited 10/4/14
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

"No, but I did scrape my knees when I climbed up from hell."
Posted 10/4/14

Noodle1Graffiti wrote:

"Say girl I'll be ash ketchum, if you'll be ass throwin"




lmao
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26 / M / Cape Coral, FL
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Posted 10/4/14
'Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?'

My friend tried this. It did NOT end well. Girl had a boyfriend. The extreme jealous type.

Best. Night. Ever.
Posted 10/4/14

Giantsgiants wrote:


Are you a runway? Because I've got a fighter jet waiting to land.


pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
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Posted 10/4/14
Roses or Daisies?
Roses, why?
Nothing, Just wanted to know what to put on your funeral after I murder dat pussy
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26 / M / Winland
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Posted 10/4/14
"I wish you were my little toe"

"Why?"

"Because I would like to bang you against every piece of furniture"
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It doesn't matter.
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Posted 10/4/14
You are ugly, stupid and poor. Stay away from me.
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Posted 10/4/14
boy: Excuse me, how's your spelling?
Girl: Ok i guess, why?
boy: Help me put down this Dic-tation
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25 / M
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Posted 10/4/14
Hi, are you Japanese? Because you look like an 11 to me.
Posted 10/4/14
Did you just fart? 'Cause you're blowing me away.
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M / Houston, Tx
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Posted 10/4/14
Girl, are you sitting on that F5 key? Because that booty is refreshing.
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22 / M / UK
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Posted 10/4/14 , edited 10/4/14
Is your name gravity because I think I'm falling for you!
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