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M / nyc
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Posted 10/4/14
"you know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl"
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M / Baka Zone
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"You are my bag of Skittles."
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25 / M / TORONTO
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dang girl are you a computer from 1990?
because your slow, loud, and only have a slot for my floppy disk.

or

Did it hurt when you fell? (when she asks where she fell from she will expect you to say heaven. thats when you pull the chair out from under her and walk away)
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M / Houston, Tx
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I wanna smear green paint on you and spank you like a disobedient avocado.


Yes, Avocadosgonewild.
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i will bury d*ck so far up your ass that who could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur
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48 / M / New England, USA
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Posted 10/4/14
Me: Hi, just thought I'd let you know I want to have your babies
Woman: But you're a guy
Me: I'm glad you noticed

A bad pick-up line but a good icebreaker after she giggles or at least smirks. If she glares at you it obviously requires...

Me: I'll take that as a no thank you...bye
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26 / F / Turn around
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Posted 10/5/14
Last dude(s) to try these on me... were sent flying (tumbling at amazing speed) down the flight of stairs in school. I'd always been the humorless kind back then.

I can laugh now. LOL Though I do see now why I was called the psychotic chick that never spoke. errherrmm
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20 / F / Australia
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I was out one night and I was walking alone going to meet up with my friends and this guy called out to me "Hey, what's the time?", so I checked my watch and replied and he goes, "...and your name?". I'm not going to lie, it made me laugh.
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25 / M / 30.4894° N, 86.54...
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Posted 10/5/14 , edited 10/5/14
Guy: Are you retarded? 'Cause you look really special to me.

(Hasn't worked for me yet, but you're welcome to try)
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22 / F
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"Is your dad a baker? 'Cause you got nice buns."

And now for a terrible one:
"Hey, I'm Batman."
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M / The Bottom of the...
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Posted 10/5/14 , edited 10/5/14
Go back being a fried chicken because a mashed potato understand better

I and only I make the rules in here

You a cop?

Is your face in your head or in your stomach
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29 / F / England
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Posted 10/5/14
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night
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20 / M / CA
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Hey I like the way you drink that water, you wanna show me how you do it?
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I have a friend who made what he liked call a pick up line generator on his TI-83 calculator. It essentially was "Hey baby, want to come back to my sex [_insert noun_]". It wouldn't have been funny except that the random list he had set up was filled with things like reactor and hay bale.

Believe it or not though, "Hey baby, want to come back to my sex pylon" actually did make a girl laugh enough to go to prom with him. Take from that what you will.
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Figured I'd bump this...
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