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If a Zombie Apocalypse were to happen, what would you do?
Posted 11/27/15 , edited 11/27/15
How soon its identified + contained (nuked even)

(I would try to find some survival saavy knuckleheads)
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Posted 11/27/15
Let's see I have military training, combat experience, several fire arms and blades to call upon in such a scenario. I live 20 minutes away from the nearest army base and I am still part of the reserve so I would in all likelihood be accepted within it's perimeters with ease. I'd then sit it out with my fellow soldiers and go on the occasional foray into the zombie wasteland.
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Posted 11/27/15

1: c) a Kanabo that's super light/strong
2: c) escape by secret tunnel
3: c) working with a limited size group of trusted individuals
4: b)Boat you can live off the sea, not worry so much about zombie attacks
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Posted 11/27/15
1) Unlimited porn

2) Stay outside

3) Unlimited Fap Works

4) Suicide

Dont let your dreams just be dreams
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Posted 11/27/15
1. As He mentioned you can you use any gun and i assume you can put any kind of modifications on it like a silencer if so then i would choose a gun.

2. a

3. a. But only if i can choose my teammates and not just get with random morons.

4. plane. it's faster.
Posted 11/27/15 , edited 11/27/15
"not today, not today"



^ pretty much this. complete denial, lol.
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Posted 11/27/15 , edited 11/27/15
1) A because a sword requires getting closer to the zombies compared to staying a reasonably safe distance where you have time to act

2) B because they can come to me if they want to scrap. If I run out of supplies I'll leave

3) A because I need someone to watch my back

4) B because when a plane runs out of fuel mid flight Ima die then as with boats you just get stuck in the middle of the ocean
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Posted 11/27/15

Yang08 wrote:

1) A sword that will never break. I have horrible aim when it comes to guns.
2) Run outside and get away.
3) Work by yourself so no one will slow you down.
4) Boat


spray and pray man lol
Posted 11/28/15


1. Travel to the nearest military storage facility, to pack two assault rifles, two pistols, cleaning tools, stock up on as much ammunition as possible, and some explosives.
2. Set up a temporary base on the city island, aboard a docked ship.
3. Use explosives to blow up the tunnel (access point #2).
4. Quarantine the network of islands by blocking bridge (access point #3).
5. Use explosives to blow up bridge (access point #4).
6. Create signs on bridge (access point #3) and bridge (access point #1), explaining where I am, what my plans are, and that they're welcome to take shelter with me.
7. Place explosives under bridge (access point #1), at the far end that leads to the mainland (makes it easier to restore or extend to that part of the bridge should it be needed later).
8. Breach (and do not clear) all the houses along the city island in a procedural fashion (street by street).
9. Make sure that the selected car, van, or truck does not break down, before slowly driving around, street by street, blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgOisCX5b7g, to lead the zombies over bridge #1 towards the mainlands.
10. Blow previously mentioned part of bridge (access point #1) up.

Unfortunately, there will most likely be many zombies left in the city, but we'll get to that later.

11. Take a boat across the ocean, towards the power plant. There are no residences between the ocean and the power plant, so sneaking in will not be much of a problem. Clear the power plant, and shut down the distribution lines, assuming this has not already been done. Close and lock/nail the power plant, so that no zombies can get inside. Pack necessary equipment in a nearby car. Drive farther north on the mainland, and unhook the distribution line, drive farther north again, and unhook another distribution line, move up the mountain, rewire, and stretch industrial cables up the mountain top to where there's a satellite dish. None of this will be hooked up, it will just be there for when power can be turned back on, and distributed. And while I'm up there, I would establish a radio signal to send out a repeated message saying that this city's island is in the making of becoming a safe haven.

12. Travel with a team, or alone if I'm still alone, or if I have to, to clear out nearby military bases for more equipment. Using trucks, and boats this time around.

Back to clearing out the city, once and for all.

13. Clear each house on the city island in a procedural fashion, close, lock/nail and mark doors with a blue 'X'.
14. Stretch a long fence across where it says "quality fishing equipment" on the map. The ocean's stream goes south from the city island. Zombies will most likely not wash up ashore there, but it may still happen, however slight the chance). Later, the fence will be relocated, and guards will have to guard that fence.
15. Breach and clear each house on the network of island(s), close, lock/nail and mark doors with a blue 'X'.
16. Remove quarantine.

Those network of islands are extremely important because they make up an immense amount of acres for farming.

17. Set crops. Gather farming equipment, if necessary. Gather fishing equipment, if necessary.
18. Gather rations. Rice, wheat, canned food, and so on. Until next years crops.
19. Relocate base to a more appropriate location, one that is close to the storage facility by the north or the south docks, within range of housing, and in view of the mainlands.

If anywhere along this long journey I come across red meat on the mainlands I will have to find a way to bring them safely back to the island.

For reconstructing a society:
- Daily medical checks.
- Compartmentalization (housing and sleeping).
- Professions, assignments, and tutoring.
- Farming and fishing gets priority.
- Restore a political council of people who can represent everyone's needs (that is as far as I will take part in politics).
- Law and order, like it's always been.
- Planning. Such as oil rigs, expanding borders, and establishing connections with other cities, fair trade, aid, and the possibility of relocating citizens should they want or need to.

I probably missed a few things in my haste here, but yeah, ya know, this just seems like the most rational approach.

Did I nerd it, too much?
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Posted 11/28/15
1) A gun with unlimited bullets

2.) Stay inside so zombies don't get you

3.) Make friends with people and work together to fight zombies

4.) Neither~ haha thats when i die
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Posted 11/28/15
1.) Choose your weapon:
a.) A gun with unlimited bullets (Would have chosen the sword, but a gun would require less effort)


2.) They are near your house:

b.) Stay inside so zombies don't get you

3.) Your plan is to:
a.) Make friends with people and work together to fight zombies


4.) You will escape your area by:
b.) Boat
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Posted 11/28/15
A.
A.
B.
B.
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Posted 12/2/15
1.) Choose your weapon:
C: Time

2.) They are near your house:
C: I guess they're frozen pretty solid.

3.) Your plan is to:
C: Laugh as they unthaw and try to deal with what the process of freezing and thawing has done to their ability to function.

4.) You will escape your area by:
C: Watching anime until it's safe again. I give it like three days maybe? I can marathon a lot of shows in that time. Hopefully it'll go on long enough to give me a decent break from work.

Seriously, zombies are a joke.
Posted 12/2/15
Zombies are just misunderstood, I'm sure we'll make great friends.
Posted 12/2/15
Quickly replay some Resident evil games to get a refresher and then go out and try and destroy umbrella.
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