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The Insane One
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Posted 8/25/14
So, you've earned yourself a wish, and you know what you want to wish for, huh? Well, unfortunately, Genie's in a baaaad mood, and he's decided to twist your wish around so that what you get is NOT what you meant when you made the wish!

How to Play:

The first person makes a wish, then the second person has to corrupt the wish when granting it! The second person then makes a wish for the next person to corrupt.

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars
Person 2: Granted, but it's not real money, it's money from a Monopoly game
I wish I could paint
Person 3: Granted, you can paint, but you can't paint well!
I wish.....



Have fun!
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I wish my ankle would stop hurting all the time
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Granted! I chopped off your leg at the ankle it can no longer hurt!

I wish to gain telepathic powers
Posted 8/25/14 , edited 8/25/14

HigurashiUmineko wrote:

Granted! I chopped off your leg at the ankle it can no longer hurt!

I wish to gain telepathic powers


Granted but you can't turn it off and go made from all the voices.

I wish I could sleep at night.
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granted, as soon as the sun sets you will fall asleep, not to wake up again until the sun rises again, no matter what you are doing, you will not be able to stay awake for even a minute after sunset.

I wish my nails would stop breaking all the time.

Posted 8/25/14

darkvampirekisses wrote:

granted, as soon as the sun sets you will fall asleep, not to wake up again until the sun rises again, no matter what you are doing, you will not be able to stay awake for even a minute after sunset.

I wish my nails would stop breaking all the time.



Granted but you can never cut them either and grow supper long.

I wish my body would stop breaking down
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Posted 8/25/14 , edited 8/25/14
Granted, but now your body won't stop growing new tissue, and since it no longer has to replace the tissue that had been breaking down, it will start growing extra limbs in the strangest places...

I wish I didn't have allergies
Posted 8/25/14
Granted but now you have a cold that never leaves.

I wish to have good mental health coverage.
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zicky wrote:

Granted but now you have a cold that never leaves.

I wish to have good mental health coverage.



Granted excpet that you must turn in all paperwork in Swahili and offer up chickens to the sun god ra! Also there's a 200 dollar co pay.

I wish my textbooks wouldn't cost me so much!
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Posted 8/26/14 , edited 8/26/14
granted, but now they are written in hieroglyphics, and you have to order them 3 years in advance.

I wish my cat would stop throwing up hairballs everywhere
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Granted! Instead your cat will throw up live nice that they will price to catch eat and throw up again

I wish I knew what to wish for
Posted 8/26/14

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Granted! Instead your cat will throw up live nice that they will price to catch eat and throw up again

I wish I knew what to wish for


Granted but you dust your shot by a comrade before you can make it.

I wish to be marooned on an island with everything I need to survive.
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Granted! However the island is a traffic island in the middle of a busy area where cars pass and pass but never land on said island

I wish I had superpowers!
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Granted! However the island is a traffic island in the middle of a busy area where cars pass and pass but never land on said island

I wish I had superpowers!


Granted you now attract every bullet I fire there goes another toe.
I wish I could get off this island.
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Ouch! Ouch! Granted! Your off the island and I've dropped you in the middle of a volcanic eruption!

I wish I would stop getting shot!
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