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The Insane One
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Posted 8/27/14
Granted, but the Genie misinterprets what time you mean and gives you thyme instead.... Lemon thyme, caraway thyme, wild thyme, etc...

I wish I wasn't so bored
Posted 8/27/14
Granted but now you have so much work to do you never have any fun.

I wish I had something sweet.
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Posted 8/27/14
Granted! A little old lady now pinches your cheeks and says isn't that sweet

I wish I was an orange!
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Posted 8/27/14
Granted, you are now an orange.... Crayon!!!! :P

I wish I had some Caramel Delights girl scouts cookies
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Posted 8/27/14
Granted! But those cookies expired a year ago and are now just crumbs

I wish I could relax
Posted 8/27/14
Granted your in solitary confinement. You can relax for 23 hours a day.

I whips I had private island. IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC.
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Posted 8/27/14
Granted! Your private island in the South Pacific is an abandoned WWII battlefield complete with minefields that were never cleared and still remain active

I wish I had some chicken
Posted 8/27/14
Granted you now have ten free range chickens walking around you living room.

I wish I could meet a female vampire.
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Posted 8/27/14
Granted! Except she's the one from twilight.........was gonna make that worse but that's straying into cruel and unusual punishment and I don't wanna be prosecuted for more crimes against humanity

I wish I could find a girlfriend!
Posted 8/27/14 , edited 8/27/14

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Granted! Except she's the one from twilight.........was gonna make that worse but that's straying into cruel and unusual punishment and I don't wanna be prosecuted for more crimes against humanity

I wish I could find a girlfriend!


Granted out darn the girl from twilight left me. hehe

I wish I could go drink with HigurashiUmineko.
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Posted 8/27/14 , edited 8/27/14
Granted! Expect for some reason were drinking pineapple juice and having Oreos.........

I wish that this sparkly vampire would leave me alone!
Posted 8/27/14
Granted but now the male vampire moves in on you.
I wish HigurashiUmineko was not so evil.
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Posted 8/27/14
Granted!.........but unfortunately that's all a lie like the cake.....

I wish the male vampire would go away now!
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Posted 8/27/14
Granted, but now YOU are a sparkly vampire!!!

I wish my group will be a success
Posted 8/27/14
Granted but unfortunately what we consider a success is really low

I wish he was the girl vampire
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