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The Insane One
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Posted 8/28/14 , edited 8/28/14
granted, but because you didn't specify he, and you're a guy, the Genie decides you must have been speaking of yourself in the third person, and turns you into a sparkly girl vamp, instead...

I wish I had a boyfriend
Posted 8/28/14
Granted but after a year you find out he's gay.
I wish I was a better looking female vampire. ( Oh and if I didn't have to do a special casting call to get the part in the movie I'd be grateful)
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Posted 8/28/14
Granted! You know have incredible eyesight and are the best lookout the vampire community has ever had!........sorry I got no power of the casting decisions that's up to the director and international Hollywood production laws

I wish we could be done with all the sparkly vampires!
Posted 8/28/14
Granted your now a shirtless werewolf
I wish for guidance.
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Granted, you now have a GPS that speaks with Gilbert Gottfreid's voice and always gives you wrong directions and bad advice, and insults you if you don't listen to it. Oh, and you can't turn it off.

I wish to win America's Got Talent by singing
Posted 8/28/14
Granted but rumours spread that you slept with Howard stern to win

I wish I could control the weather.
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Posted 8/28/14
Seriously?? No offense to him, but he's too old for my tastes! XD

Granted, but people start saying you're an evil warlock, and start trying to kill you

I wish I could afford to have my broken tooth removed
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Granted! However all the dentists in your area are killed off in a freak fluoride factory accident! Your tooth shall remain broken

I wish to put shirts on all the shirtless werewolves!
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Granted, but now they have no pants, and the shirts are all really skimpy and sequined....

I wish my broken tooth would at least stop hurting so much
Posted 8/28/14 , edited 8/28/14
Granted Howard stern is mad about the age comment and punches you in the mouth and your tooth comes out.

I wish I was an evil warlock.
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Granted! However your name is now Blargh Blaaarghh Honk Blarghh and your an alien warlock if the planet Blarganthia

I wish I was psychic
Posted 8/28/14
Granted but the only mind you read is mine and now they can't stop you from rocking back and forth in a corner.

I wish I was a marshmallow
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Posted 8/28/14 , edited 8/28/14
Granted! However your a mini marshmallow and I'm in the mood for hit coco so in the mug you go

I wish my imaginary friends were real!
Posted 8/28/14

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Granted! However your a mini marshmallow and I'm in the mood for hit coco so in the mug you go

I wish my imaginary friends were real!


Granted we are that's the problem.
I wish I had hot cocoa
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Posted 8/28/14
Granted! But unfortunately it isn't made and expired two years ago

I wish for a pizza!
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