Misheard Lyrics
Posted 9/6/14
What are some of you guys' favorite misheard lyrics. Doesn't matter the genre or what you think it is, just that it's misheard

Here's mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7ftOZBy0E

"I got a boy machine, I got a boy chicken" - SNSD - I Got A Boy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqCKvUSik-I

"I'm still loving you, Nia Long" - Scorpions - Still Loving You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U

"German girls just wanna have fun" - 2NE1 - Scream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U

"PUSSYYYYY IN YOUR COOKIEEEEEE" - Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tVe-60aQ5Q

"You are a guy without a goat" - Dal Shabet - Mr. Bang Bang

Posted 9/6/14
lol I heard this when I first listened to this song "I got a boy on my chin, I got a boy on my chin" - SNSD - I Got A Boy

The Monkees – I'm A Believer
"then, I saw her face, now i'm gunna leave her"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts

Queen – We Will Rock You
"kickin' your cat all over the place"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMLiqEqMQyQ

R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
"let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if-UzXIQ5vw

Jimi Hendrix – Purple Haze
"excuse me while I kiss this guy!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39DENARnUtM

Like a virgin- Madonna
"like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100

Onerepublic- Apologize
"It's too late to order fries"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSM3w1v-A_Y

Boom boom pow- The black eyed peas-
"Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m48GqaOz90
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Posted 9/6/14
Dave Barry did a whole book, including CD, on this topic a few years back.
Thought you should know, there's a lot out there already in print, online about misunderstood, mis-heard, wrongly translated and just generally odd lyrics.

I can't have favorites in the misheard lyrics department. I'm one of those people who has to sing the song through once I hear a part of it... it's sad. And if I read or hear a bad lyric, I just laugh and laugh and laugh....
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Posted 9/6/14

XXpoisonivyXX wrote:

lol I heard this when I first listened to this song "I got a boy on my chin, I got a boy on my chin" - SNSD - I Got A Boy

The Monkees – I'm A Believer
"then, I saw her face, now i'm gunna leave her"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts

Queen – We Will Rock You
"kickin' your cat all over the place"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMLiqEqMQyQ

R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
"let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if-UzXIQ5vw

Jimi Hendrix – Purple Haze
"excuse me while I kiss this guy!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39DENARnUtM

Like a virgin- Madonna
"like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100

Onerepublic- Apologize
"It's too late to order fries"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSM3w1v-A_Y

Boom boom pow- The black eyed peas-
"Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m48GqaOz90


these are hilarious especially the onerepublic one XD

idk as a kid i got a lot of 90s music mixed up lol... it took me forever to figure out 3 Doors Down's "Krpytonite"

"mosible human my kropton night"
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I'm laughing so hard.
Posted 9/6/14

qualeshia3 wrote:


c: lolz I was too when I was typing them out xD
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lol xD same here but now I know all the lyrics..... years later c:
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c: lolz I was too when I was typing them out xD


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I was thinking about Manfred Man's "Blinded by the Light" then I googled....http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/11/misheard-song-lyrics-misquoted-spotify_n_3579834.html

I looked at some I have heard and some I saw here....

Incidentally, #5.... was actually perpetrated, perpetuated by John Fogerty himself...

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All of Pearl Jam's songs...
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Genesis - In the Air tonight. For many years I thought it was "In Vienna night"
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Bee gees- more than a woman
"Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me".
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GrateSaiyaman wrote:

I was thinking about Manfred Man's "Blinded by the Light" then I googled....http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/11/misheard-song-lyrics-misquoted-spotify_n_3579834.html

I looked at some I have heard and some I saw here....

Incidentally, #5.... was actually perpetrated, perpetuated by John Fogerty himself...



Number 8 on that list...."Like a G6", for the longest time I couldn't figure out why they were singing about a Pontiac. A G6 is a nice car but not song-worthy. Later I found out they meant a G650 business jet.
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