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**You're The Psychiatrist
Posted 9/10/14 , edited 9/10/14
Seems everyone today is a pseudo-Freud. So let's put it to use.

You are here to "diagnose" the person above you with what you see fit. Gather your diagnosis however you want and from whatever you want. Fair game is fair game




Have a seat.
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Posted 9/10/14
Sir, it would seem you have no limbs.
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F / My own little world
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Posted 9/10/14 , edited 9/10/14
Lowlight, I'm sorry, you have Arktophobia, a fear of bears. The way you creep around in houses, I've had firsthand experience. Don't worry, I'll get you to therapy straight away, because I can't help you.

Damn he beat me
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F / The Far Shore
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Posted 9/10/14
goldilawcks, it seems you've been stuck in your own fantasy world this entire time. you need to wake up.
Posted 9/10/14
We can't help you.
Have you tried Super Weenie Hut General?
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M / Tralfamadore
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Posted 9/10/14
Taking a little psychotic break were you?

Well break time's over! Back to work crazy pants.


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69 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 9/10/14
Still suffers great mental anguish over Molson merger with Coors 9 years ago. Has been able to work thru suicidal tendencies lately though still fantasizes about using head to nail 10 duckpins continuously while bowling his way to a perfect 300 game. Perfectionist tendencies need attention. Possibly a change of relaxation methods....Fan Man over Star Wars movies?



Posted 9/10/14

Let me luck you from head to toe first then we will talk about your problems
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31 / M / Central KY.
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Posted 9/10/14
I'm a 6th Year Medical student STUDYING Psychiatry. And One thing I can tell from that Avatar of Hers, She need NO psychological help!
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Posted 9/10/14
You need a hug
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It doesn't matter.
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Posted 9/11/14
You're a creature of habit and cycles.
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24 / M / San Diego, CA
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Posted 9/11/14
It's quite clear your obsession of collecting bottle caps relates to the UFO abduction you had when you were five.
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Posted 9/11/14
^ He said "no." Please drop the knife.
Posted 11/2/14
You don't wanna chase dreams. Because of Tina Fey.
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