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Posted 7/2/15 , edited 7/2/15
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How does kagome wash her clothes? Inuwasha
Posted 7/2/15 , edited 7/2/15
7 haha
*LELOUCHE!* excuse me.


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Posted 7/27/15 , edited 7/27/15
8, Bless You

This ones a Fate/Zero one.

What is Kiritsugu's favorite magic trick?
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Posted 5/4/16 , edited 5/5/16
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wanna hear a bad joke?
my life
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Posted 6/16/16 , edited 6/17/16
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On the first night of their 
honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some soul-searching, the 
husband gathers his nerve and says, “I have a confession.”

She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, “Darling, so do I.”

Recoiling, he says, “Don’t tell me—you’ve eaten my socks.”
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Posted 6/17/16 , edited 6/17/16
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Did you hear about the scientist that was frozen to absolute zero?

He's 0K NOW
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Posted 7/12/16 , edited 7/12/16
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about?"
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Posted 7/24/16 , edited 7/24/16
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What's the difference between light and hard?
1) It's light all day
2) You can sleep with a light on
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Locked ^,^
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