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Turning a Lesbian Straight
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how do u turn a lesbian straight. there are tons of hot lesbos out there and they prefer carpet over.... well u know what i mean. we must convert them to be at least be bi! so how can it be pulled off?
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well my current gf was a lesbian(well she dated some anyways and courted some girls before). Well just did what a normal guy did and courted her straight and make her see i love her and stuff. been together for 5 years.
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Posted 6/28/07
no ideas... maybe someday they'll just wake up and realize they want men more... *insert hallelujah here* and after that more men... and when that happens I'll sign up...
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We'd have no choice but to do that if all girls were lesbo! I take it there's enough non-lesbos out there. Most cases you would probably only make 'em hate us all the more.

I guess the most is they could enjoy your company, there's gays out there who enjoy the company of women so I'm sure the opposite is true as well.
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31 / M / Iloilo City, PH
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Posted 6/28/07
or we can just tell them we're gay get 'em drunk and have our way...
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WHAT DON'T TURN A LESBIAN STRAIGHT I LOVE HOT GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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^^hell yeah! we can also tell em' that the reason why we look like men is because we are aiming to look like hardcore dykes and when we get them in bed and they notice we have an extra flap we can just say one word. HERMAPHRODITE. or we can just whip out a sledgehammer and make luv to the carcas.
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Posted 6/28/07
just leave them alone or befriend them....
i saw a movie based on a true story about a lesbian got married to a straight man...
well at first she was really into girls (you know!)...then she met this guy... well, they were not in good terms at first but the guy really likes her so he just befriend her. one day the lesbian got raped by a drunk man inside the jeepney.... after that she got pregnant but the guy never left her side... he stayed with her until she gave birth.....
well they encountered some problems along the way but the guy never leave her until the lesbian fell in love with her then they got married....

hehehe.... well... i just want to share this story to you guyz.... maybe this will give you an idea.... well... lesbians are still girls... physically but maybe not psychologically.... hehehe... (no offense to those who are you know... .....)
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31 / M / Iloilo City, PH
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^i think i saw that one...

where you gonna get a sledgehammer in the middle of the night...? bonk her on the head with a vase...
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Posted 6/28/07
^^guyz are really nasty beings....

my bestfriend also likes to see girl to girl action... eeewww.....
hey... how about guy to guy action??? do like that???
bwahaha....

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yume_chan wrote:

^^guyz are really nasty beings....

my bestfriend also likes to see girl to girl action... eeewww.....
hey... how about guy to guy action??? do like that???
bwahaha....



guy on guy action? nah man. that's just gay.
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29 / M / Aboard the Hyperion
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Posted 6/28/07
This is what might happen when you try to convert them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoYNB-C5ig
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i always wanted to see chasing amy. that movie is based on this topic.
like would a former lesbo lick more out of habbit?
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31 / M / Iloilo City, PH
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Posted 6/28/07

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damn dude! why didn't i think of that? ur a genius!
after doin the hibbedy jibbedy with a rug muncher corpse u can finally get to skin her and chuck the body in a meat grinder.


no funny moves girl or i'll go macgyver on you...! wahaha
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Posted 6/28/07

yume_chan wrote:

^^guyz are really nasty beings....

my bestfriend also likes to see girl to girl action... eeewww.....
hey... how about guy to guy action??? do like that???
bwahaha....



even if you get us drunk with the strongest hooch we'll never get to that...
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