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How would you pop the question?
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Posted 9/24/14 , edited 9/24/14
I think I could narrow it down to three easy steps.

1 Make sure you're in a crowded place filled with strangers: Chicks are suckers for peer pressure and this works best when they don't know the people (make sure to have a friend or pay some guy in the crowd shout out "Say yes!"

2 Have a flash mob dance or some other distraction: Take a page from modern psychological warfare and blast the area with loud music. This will confuse and disorient the girl making the idea of getting married seem fun and carefree. But most importantly it will draw attention to her and increase the effect of step 1.

3 Offer a reward: Present the ring. It doesn't have to be expensive as long as it looks expensive, can you tell the difference between a diamond and glass? No, so tell her w/e she wants to hear.

Posted 9/24/14
How would you ask a guy to marry you? LOL
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MadameNoir wrote:

How would you ask a guy to marry you? LOL


Get him wasted and get him to act it out and pretend to sign the contract.


Or

Get preggers and threaten to claim child support if he doesn't marry.
Posted 9/24/14
If I cared about marriage, and I really don't, maybe I'd propose to the one I love after she thinks I never will. When she's about to give up hope on me and run off with someone else. Yet that may prove fatal to the relationship.
Posted 9/24/14
I hear that guys like to run when a baby is mentioned.

Wouldn't the guy just run off then?
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Wait 20 years if she ain't run off yet because I have "commitment issues" take her to a real nice place like suit and tie restaurant the whole shabang then wait another 20 more if she ain't left YET wait 10 more hopefully I'll have died already.
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Posted 9/24/14

MadameNoir wrote:

I hear that guys like to run when a baby is mentioned.

Wouldn't the guy just run off then?


That's what the child support is for.
It doesn't need to be real but if it is, it doesn't even need to be his, He won't know until 9 months.
Then you tie the knot you can tell him you didn't get a prenup and he has to stay or you will get half of everything he owns on top of that.
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Sir_jamesalot you are maniacal...and hilarious! I approve of your methods.

If I pop the question I already know that she is going to say yes...so i would just take her parachuting...and we will get a two-person parachute. As we are plummeting towards earth I will ask her to marry me...and if she doesn't say yes no parachute. Unless she is suicidal its a yes.
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Posted 9/24/14
I don't.
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I did it in front of the Lincoln Memorial after taking her to see Th e Lion King the Musical at the JFK center.
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Posted 9/24/14
Not into the whole marriage thing but if I did.... Then I would be doing something wonderful for him/her. Maybe build a setting for only the two of us. Maybe roses petal on the pond or something they like. Something I know they would like.
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Posted 9/24/14
Hide the ring in a book. I'm not a big fan of relationships though/
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Posted 9/24/14 , edited 10/8/14
Take her to McDonalds put a ring in her big mac, that way I paid for a ring and now her chipped tooth.
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Posted 9/24/14
we were at a fair.
me: "so, you wanna get married?"
she: "okay, sure."
me: "when?"
she "how about november?"
me: "okay."

and the rest is history. no engagment ring, tho
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Posted 9/24/14
i wouldn't cuz i don't want to get married
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